The Rib Crash of 2025

[Racist Google Intern]

I have been monitoring peoples ribs but the most shocking thing I saw is @DMAN clout go from 50k to 20 in one page refresh.
We're in a ribpression, god help us all.
EDIT: AS OF THIS MOMENT IT DIPPED IN THE NEGATIVES
BOOMIA FORUMS IN DISTRESS!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Test

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

FOLLOW THE RIBS

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

They told us we were headed to a ribcession but they threw us into a ribpression instead. It's the damn jewish moderators.

 

[UnPRePared]

RIBSPIRACY!

 

[Imager]

Economic yumah

 

[WifeStoreWill]

 

[1073waaf]

RIBS ARE DOWN!!! INVEST IN CAR CRASHES!!!!!

 

[DMAN]

Mods are gay, nothing new.

 

[StlakerFatti]

i will, starting in 15 minutes, be retaining my semen in protest until @DMAN's ribs are fully restituted by the mods. this protest will not end before then (or after 16h, whichever comes first).

do the right thing @BlackTransLivesMatter @CuntFucker @World Wide Web Wyyzrd

 

[Chive Turkey]

The D-CLINE hit Off Topic especially hard. A lot of them invested heavily into the DMAN. Thanks to unforeseen and manipulative circumstances, that stock has plummeted and so have their ribidends.

 

[SamcroJoeCumia]

Al Sharpton needs to get on this and demand ribparations.

 

[StlakerFatti]

my dick is rock hard and dripping pre

 

[StlakerFatti]

shame on the mods! i will continue my protest in the form of intermittent semen retention INDEFINITELY, until @DMAN's ribs are restored in full, plus interest.

i will also be addressing the situation (and sharing important updates) on Nicer Podcast, Stupid this upcoming Friday.

 

[Bam's Feet]

By the way seeing as how Stent is gone can I have all his ribs? I gotta make up for Mustard being a homo