The Viking is Back from Rehab

[Hudson]

Jimmy has really aged.
He looks like Bob Kelly.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I guess the novelty of having a new dog has worn off, and now they just toss the thing into a crate all day, and complain when it whines for attention.

 

[Hudson]

Jim: I am very disgusted by my appearance.

Viking dude: You're not the only one.

(Jim looks over at his husband with a hurt look)

Oof.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Chick even looks like Nikki!

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Morton raped an underage girl at work, and raped a load of pornstars with Ron Jeremy and later gay married a young boy as his husband.

Not good. Not good at all.

It's ok cuz Jim Norton likes trannys

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Jimmy has really aged.
He looks like Bob Kelly.

Jim looks like a shriveled ball bag.

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

Jim: I am very disgusted by my appearance.

Viking dude: You're not the only one.

(Jim looks over at his husband with a hurt look)

Oof.

I can't being myself to watch the video but I'm happy this exchange occurred.

Edit: I started the video against better judgement and immediately clicked ahead to 4:25. The Lord did me a solid and I only had to watch 5 seconds of an hour plus video. Praise be.

 

[Udders]

I imagine that bedroom always has the vague smell of shit no matter how much they fumigate it with airfreshnerster.

 

[VibratingAnalEgg]

How long until Norton is pimping Nick out to porn companies to lick other men's cum out of his/her manly ass?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I guess the novelty of having a new dog has worn off, and now they just toss the thing into a crate all day, and complain when it whines for attention.

It’s sad but it’s 100% this - these are two pieces of shit that should never be responsible for a dog. The Viking I’m sure refuses to walk it and makes Norton clean up after it when it shits in their place. Norton leaves the place and comes home to dried up dog turds on the floor because the Viking won’t touch it and says it’s Jim’s job.

 

[Harry Tasker]

Jim: I am very disgusted by my appearance.

Viking dude: You're not the only one.

(Jim looks over at his husband with a hurt look)

Oof.

I mean if the Viking is genuinely abusing him verbally and inflicting emotional pain I might tune in

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I just skipped to a random part and Jim's "wife" was saying "I have a connection to the universe. I know what's going to happen and when. I can make things happen." While Jim is just sitting there with a frown on his face like a giant ugly baby shitting itself.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

The Viking doesn't wake up until noon, still high/drunk from the night before looking like a dude since the make up has worn off. He cant possibly take the dog out looking like that, plus the dog has already shat in the house at least 3 times. It's gotta be done shitting by now. The only time this thing gets taken out of its crate is when Nick needs to parade it around like an accessory like Paris Hilton

 

[satanssockpuppet]

It’s sad but it’s 100% this - these are two pieces of shit that should never be responsible for a dog. The Viking I’m sure refuses to walk it and makes Norton clean up after it when it shits in their place. Norton leaves the place and comes home to dried up dog turds on the floor because the Viking won’t touch it and says it’s Jim’s job.

The dog is almost certainly ruined by now. Hopefully, it eventually winds up in the hands of someone who wants and knows how to care for a dog before it winds up dead from neglect.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

The Viking doesn't wake up until noon, still high/drunk from the night before looking like a dude since the make up has worn off. He cant possibly take the dog out looking like that, plus the dog has already shat in the house at least 3 times. It's gotta be done shitting by now. The only time this thing gets taken out of its crate is when Nick needs to parade it around like an accessory like Paris Hilton

Viking is such a a delusional cunt, are we sure it's not actually a woman?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The dog is almost certainly ruined by now. Hopefully, it eventually winds up in the hands of someone who wants and knows how to care for a dog before it winds up dead from neglect.

I bet Norton and the Viking don’t even have any dog treats in the house - Viking only spends Jim’s money on things for himself. I would never get a dog if I was in there situation just because it’s a huge pain in the ass for the dog to be able to use the bathroom (gotta take the dog in the elevator, then through the lobby, then outside to try to find some place that isn’t heavy on foot traffic so the dog can piss / shit, pick it up, find a place to throw it out, etc) and you know the Viking refuses to do anything like that.

After college I lived with 3 buddies (one was my good friend, two others weren’t really friends) in a good size house with a yard in a development and they all wanted a dog so we got one and of course it became myself and my one friend were the only ones taking care of it. Even worse was two of the roommates didn’t work (long story) and myself and the one that took care of it would come home from work at like 7 every night and the dog had shit like 3 times on the floor in the living room while the two bums sat on the couch pretending it’s not there. It was a nightmare since we had two people home all day that couldn’t be bothered to take the dog outside.

That’s exactly what the Viking is doing - just ignoring the dog turds on the floor until Norton gets home to pick it up.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I bet Norton and the Viking don’t even have any dog treats in the house - Viking only spends Jim’s money on things for himself. I would never get a dog if I was in there situation just because it’s a huge pain in the ass for the dog to be able to use the bathroom (gotta take the dog in the elevator, then through the lobby, then outside to try to find some place that isn’t heavy on foot traffic so the dog can piss / shit, pick it up, find a place to throw it out, etc) and you know the Viking refuses to do anything like that.

After college I lived with 3 buddies (one was my good friend, two others weren’t really friends) in a good size house with a yard in a development and they all wanted a dog so we got one and of course it became myself and my one friend were the only ones taking care of it. Even worse was two of the roommates didn’t work (long story) and myself and the one that took care of it would come home from work at like 7 every night and the dog had shit like 3 times on the floor in the living room while the two bums sat on the couch pretending it’s not there. It was a nightmare since we had two people home all day that couldn’t be bothered to take the dog outside.

That’s exactly what the Viking is doing - just ignoring the dog turds on the floor until Norton gets home to pick it up.

I hate pet neglect stories. I just think about that poor confused dog, trapped in that crate, wondering why the fat ugly guy and the guy with the irritating voice don't want anything to do with him. Poor thing is stuck in a joyless life with two lunatics incapable of loving anything but their cocks.

 

[AWetBlanket]

During his recent WABC Ant show appearance Jim stated that his 'marriage' could best be described with one word: "Gaza"

He also said his residence is filled and refilled daily with nothing but Amazon boxes.

Sounds like life is peachy keen with this fellow and his other fellow.

I hope she drains him of all resources and blood

 

[nasty twp]

I just skipped to a random part and Jim's "wife" was saying "I have a connection to the universe. I know what's going to happen and when. I can make things happen."

Imagine successfully manifesting an escape from your entrapping provincial life on the frozen tundra, catapulting yourself via sheer force of will and 5D power into a metropolitan life of wealth and excitement in the Big Apple...only for the catch to be that it's thanks to Jim Norton, and you have to act and appear as his public consort at all times to get what you wanted.

I hate pet neglect stories. I just think about that poor confused dog, trapped in that crate, wondering why the fat ugly guy and the guy with the irritating voice don't want anything to do with him. Poor thing is stuck in a joyless life with two lunatics incapable of loving anything but their cocks.

Well THIS gay would adopt and love Taffy like one of my own in a second. My lab could use a little mate. We've got a yup of green space and treats and toys at home, as well.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Imagine successfully manifesting an escape from your entrapping provincial life on the frozen tundra, catapulting yourself via sheer force of will and 5D power into a metropolitan life of wealth and excitement in the Big Apple...only for the catch to be that it's thanks to Jim Norton, and you have to act and appear as his public consort at all times to get what you wanted.

And you have to stick your cock in his disgusting scum hole whenever he begs for it, too. Why doesn't "she" just play the lottery or go to the track instead?