Is that the picture where he's cutting his meal with a butter knife and his first knuckle is all faggy?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Tomlinson’s Deli - coming soon August 2024
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The shitty menu put my ribs in a wheelchair.
You'd need to hire a cook as retarded as Pat to make the food have that authentic flavor of wow the guy who made this is retarded, it tastes like shit.
This may be a shitpost, but it's literally more work than Fatrick has put into all of his schooling
no daughters allowed
Knife fight Fridays
I think making this the gayest gay bar ever with a strict no women allowed policy is the only way to make it a true tomlinson bar.
This is one of the funniest posts ever made on these forums. It's top 10 including reddit.
I was thinking about this the other day - how can Pat not even think ANY of this is funny. From twitter accounts being his toilet, texts from dead wrestlers, apostlegate, silly photoshops, all around juvenile humor and he finds NONE of it funny and claims were dangerous terrorists that need to spend life in prison. We’ve done so many just silly and ridiculous things that should have got a chuckle once or twice out of him but no - enjoy prison blah blah blah.
The same with Anthony, how can you not laugh at some of the drawings? They are hilarious. At least Gino laughs when someone texts him. I bet even bovine Joe has to laugh at his ridiculous SUBPOENA! tweet or when he thought no one can see the tweet if he blocks it.
holy shit....,I was in tears reading this!I don’t know if anyone’s seen this yet, but someone in Milwaukee is opening a Patrick Tomlinson themed restaurant!
My Reddit contact from r/Milwaukee apparently reached out to Pat, but he wasn’t too receptive
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It’s a bummer Patrick doesn’t wasn’t to be involved. Regardless, I think this place sounds like a smash hit! My Reddit contact was even able to send over a copy of the soft-opening menu
Wow, sure looks yummy and affordable!
Looks like another friend of the show reached out to Patrick. Hopefully Patrick comes to his senses and forms a partnership with a Tomlinson’s Deli. No one wants to be washing strangers’ cumstains for a living!
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Hope to see you all there! It would make for a fun mid-year reunion before the Pest Holiday Party
fucking hysterical..... also ribs need to be on the menu with Ms's Badger's Beefers
Maybe we can add some themed dishes/drinks to the menu. I’ll start.
Heffeweimer-a very light, weak beer served in a sippy cup.
Heffeweimer-a very light, weak beer served in a sippy cup.
Penny Eater Tuesday. Buy 1 entree and get the second for a penny.
10/10 effort Patpost
I hear this place serves the finest Negronis
I hear this place serves the finest Negronis
Sorry autocorrect, how do I edit this?
Tacos with a side of creamed corn, HEAVENLY.
However I will not patronize it until the frugal gourmet himself Cousin Pennyeater leaves an honest review.
However I will not patronize it until the frugal gourmet himself Cousin Pennyeater leaves an honest review.