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USA is not in distress

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Are you really a professional guitarist when you moo out cover tunes at fruit stands and Moose Lodges? Are you really a veteran when you served as a spud peeler during a court-ordered 9 month stint? Are you really best friends with your two siblings when they move across the country to avoid you?

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TorquieTwoBeers

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"my 2 only friends: my lil bro who takes care of me like a father; my lil sis who I raped."
He also autistically has to mention that they're his 'younger' siblings. Also not to get political but the US is way more in 'distress' right now than in any of the boring Biden years. Biden sucked but at least he wasn't lowering the standing of the US abroad or writing EOs declaring himself as the arbiter of the law or firing nuclear security personnel at the department of energy. It's almost comical to see how far Trump will go before people like Joe stop swinging from his nuts. I hope he eliminates Social Security and Medicare because I bet Carol uses both.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Sounds like Joe is angling for another monthly stipend for lil bro now that Anthony will be getting those righteous ABC radio bucks. No mention of Carol. JOE QMIA HOUSEHOLD IN DISTRESS
From how Joe has been talking about Ants new job on FB it’s clear he thinks this means the nice allowance checks are coming back. Knowing him he probably sees a radio job Ant gets he should get a cut because they did parody songs that got Ant to do ONA. Joe is scum.
 
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From how Joe has been talking about Ants new job on FB it’s clear he thinks this means the nice allowance checks are coming back. Knowing him he probably sees a radio job Ant gets he should get a cut because they did parody songs that got Ant to do ONA. Joe is scum.
Joe believes the pact is for life, and applies to Nana's radio career, which he believes he launched. Joe thinks it's the 00s again, and Nana will soon be raking in those huge radio paydays. Note how he isn't mentioning his phony guitar repair business anymore, as now there's no need to do anything but wait for that cash to roll in.
 
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