Wall Street Pat is back - dumber than ever

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Gee Pat, I thought that’s called the “dead cat bounce” or the fact the stock is down and Elon said lower priced Tesla’s are coming which investors think is a good thing for future sales

Cult? Great example of Pat not knowing shit about the stock market. Funny he doesn’t talk about shorting it or any other stock anymore.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I guess this is why you see so many more Rivians on the road than Teslas

Wait... No, the other thing.

 

[Cuphead]

Broke fat faggot living in poverty wishes he had money to put in the stock market

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat and his types were all cheering Tesla stock down like it would just drop to zero in a matter of days. Then it went up and piggy claims a cult did it. What a miserable life he lives.

 

[Cuphead]

Pat and his types were all cheering Tesla stock down like it would just drop to zero in a matter of days. Then it went up and piggy claims a cult did it. What a miserable life he lives.

I love how he claimed to be shorting it too

 

[Jenna]

I have many friends and connections in the auto industry, and they all tell me the Cybertruck is a joke.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat thinks Tesla is just like Powell Motors from the Simpsons

 

[TorpidSloth]

What is it with this guy and killing kids?

 

[quasi101]

dead cat bounce....tssss whats dat when rick stands up after sitting on mewler or sumptin

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat and his types were all cheering Tesla stock down like it would just drop to zero in a matter of days. Then it went up and piggy claims a cult did it. What a miserable life he lives.

His jealousy and envy of what others have will insure that he will always be miserable.

 

[quasi101]

His jealousy and envy of what others have will insure that he will always be miserable.

nice ensure, stupid

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Elon's EV company is sinking, his rockets can't reach the moon, his wireless internet satellites are mediocre at best, his brain implant thing is weird and he's barely the richest person in the world anymore.

Posted from his social media site that I'm addicted to.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

nice ensure, stupid

 

[StlakerFatti]

dead cat bounce....tssss whats dat when rick stands up after sitting on mewler or sumptin

We don't do baby noises on this forum, child.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Didn’t Tesla recently make a huge leap in self driving capabilities that are unmatched across the board? I was listening to a podcast where they basically took the top 5% of Tesla drivers and put 5 or 6 cameras on/in the car to help train their AI to make decisions based on how the best drivers react to situations.

Aka, they created a neural network to feed only the highest quality insight and data into their AI models. I highly doubt any other AI company, and certainly no other car company, is anywhere near as sophisticated as Tesla is. Ford can’t even build an EV, much less start talking about self driving.

Suck a dick Pat. Musk bought your neoliberal mindhive toy and owns the global leader in electric vehicles and self driving. Get over it.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Didn’t Tesla recently make a huge leap in self driving capabilities that are unmatched across the board? I was listening to a podcast where they basically took the top 5% of Tesla drivers and put 5 or 6 cameras on/in the car to help train their AI to make decisions based on how the best drivers react to situations.

Aka, they created a neural network to feed only the highest quality insight and data into their AI models. I highly doubt any other AI company, and certainly no other car company, is anywhere near as sophisticated as Tesla is. Ford can’t even build an EV, much less start talking about self driving.

Suck a dick Pat. Musk bought your neoliberal mindhive toy and owns the global leader in electric vehicles and self driving. Get over it.

They’re also 3 of the 5 least stolen cars as they can’t figure out how to steal them. Meanwhile you’ve got tik Tok videos on how to steal Hondas and Hyundais. Plus Elon is still the world’s richest man.

 

[StlakerFatti]

Didn’t Tesla recently make a huge leap in self driving capabilities that are unmatched across the board? I was listening to a podcast where they basically took the top 5% of Tesla drivers and put 5 or 6 cameras on/in the car to help train their AI to make decisions based on how the best drivers react to situations.

Aka, they created a neural network to feed only the highest quality insight and data into their AI models. I highly doubt any other AI company, and certainly no other car company, is anywhere near as sophisticated as Tesla is. Ford can’t even build an EV, much less start talking about self driving.

Suck a dick Pat. Musk bought your neoliberal mindhive toy and owns the global leader in electric vehicles and self driving. Get over it.

Self-driving cars, more like self-nigging kikes!

 

[chewtoycock]

They’re also 3 of the 5 least stolen cars as they can’t figure out how to steal them. Meanwhile you’ve got tik Tok videos on how to steal Hondas and Hyundais. Plus Elon is still the world’s richest man.

I hope you just mentioned honda because it's an asian/jap company and not because this is actually happening. I'm all in wit da hondas and thought the stealing them with a thumbdrive type of shit was just hyundai and kia.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I hope you just mentioned honda because it's an asian/jap company and not because this is actually happening. I'm all in wit da hondas and thought the stealing them with a thumbdrive type of shit was just hyundai and kia.

I just saw something last night on the news and Hondas were at the top of the “most stolen” car and threw in Hyundai since that was also recent and people were teaching you how to do it on tik tok. Knowing N persons I’m sure they’ve made videos stealing Hondas

 

[chewtoycock]

I just saw something last night on the news and Hondas were at the top of the “most stolen” car and threw in Hyundai since that was also recent and people were teaching you how to do it on tik tok. Knowing N persons I’m sure they’ve made videos stealing Hondas

I feel slightly better after googling it and the lists saying it's mostly the 20+ year old models being stolen. I found it funny that a list of the least stolen was mostly luxury or uncommon foreign cars with a couple of shitty ones in the mix.