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Probably salted or some type of rube flavoring like Franks Red Hot. Anything to lure the fatties for a pretend healthy snack.This fucking rube and his almonds. I love how every fat fuck misinterprets the healthiness of foods. ALMONDS ARE HEALTHY!!!!! So they snack out of a huge bag every day thinking they are going to lose weight and get healthy because omg almonds are healthy!!!!! They are calorie dense and healthy in very small quantity. Fat fucks all with the big bodies and tiny brains like our pig
This fucking rube and his almonds. I love how every fat fuck misinterprets the healthiness of foods. ALMONDS ARE HEALTHY!!!!! So they snack out of a huge bag every day thinking they are going to lose weight and get healthy because omg almonds are healthy!!!!! They are calorie dense and healthy in very small quantity. Fat fucks all with the big bodies and tiny brains like our pig
Half pound of almonds included with every Tomlinson's Deli combo meal. Eat Fat!They are even healthier when you coat them in sugar and have the honey roasted almonds, stlaker child.![]()
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