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Wellington foreshadowing

Dog Eater

Paint Tin ASMR Enjoyer
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Yah I got a beef Wellington for him.


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This fucking rube and his almonds. I love how every fat fuck misinterprets the healthiness of foods. ALMONDS ARE HEALTHY!!!!! So they snack out of a huge bag every day thinking they are going to lose weight and get healthy because omg almonds are healthy!!!!! They are calorie dense and healthy in very small quantity. Fat fucks all with the big bodies and tiny brains like our pig
 

Cygnus Nana X-1

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This fucking rube and his almonds. I love how every fat fuck misinterprets the healthiness of foods. ALMONDS ARE HEALTHY!!!!! So they snack out of a huge bag every day thinking they are going to lose weight and get healthy because omg almonds are healthy!!!!! They are calorie dense and healthy in very small quantity. Fat fucks all with the big bodies and tiny brains like our pig
Probably salted or some type of rube flavoring like Franks Red Hot. Anything to lure the fatties for a pretend healthy snack.
 

GloryHoleTorqueH

"Now put ice skates on dat bich." Peppermint
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This fucking rube and his almonds. I love how every fat fuck misinterprets the healthiness of foods. ALMONDS ARE HEALTHY!!!!! So they snack out of a huge bag every day thinking they are going to lose weight and get healthy because omg almonds are healthy!!!!! They are calorie dense and healthy in very small quantity. Fat fucks all with the big bodies and tiny brains like our pig

They are even healthier when you coat them in sugar and have the honey roasted almonds, stlaker child.:piggy_sm:
 
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