We’re closer than ever before to a Pig and Cow clash

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

History shows that whenever Joe preemptively gloats about anything it is certainly doomed to fail.

Also, why does he think drumming in a RATM cover band with a fucking 70 year old asshole who takes the whole thing way too serious would be a desirable gig? Like to the point that Joe gets to consider himself your "boss" and he can and will "fire" you at the drop of a hat because that's the only type of power he's ever been able to wield over anyone? This is something that people do for fun. It's NOT a serious endeavor. It's playing easy as shit cover songs. Children do this.

 

[Rude AND rude!]

There goes the rest of the "royalty" check from Anthony.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Holy shit betting 10k on tesla now is extremely retarded.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

In Comrade Biden's communist hellscape, JoeH was constantly in distress about the price of pistachios, pretzel shells, and ginger ale. But now he's got $10k to throw away on stock gambles, takes 7 hour road trips for vintage amps, and buys Chinese guitars and rubber bullet scams.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Way to diversify stupid

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He could have used this opportunity to buy any number of solid long term stocks but he buys Tesla because of Trump.

 

[Steve Ramone]

When retards talk about investments the boom is over. I got out of Bitcoin when my father in law asked me about it and it tanked.

 

[Dennyislife]

As soon as the Chinese firms are given the green light to sell at nearer the price they sell in China Tesla are done even if you don't include any political opinions

 

[JasperB]

Hope it works out for him, would take a summer’s worth of fruit stand and moose lodge gigs plus 2 cruises to recuperate the 10K.

Sound financial decision for a cow nearing retirement age with little to no savings, a mortgage, HOA fees and no retirement funds to tap into aside from selling off some stolen guitars and trading cards.

 

[Saddam Hussein]

Nice Joe, you lost $800 right off the bat and the market hasn’t even closed. I’m sure that’s just an entrance fee before it hits $500/share next week

 

[Gay Faggot.]

View attachment 254875 Nice Joe, you lost $800 right off the bat and the market hasn’t even closed. I’m sure that’s just an entrance fee before it hits $500/share next week

Proving the LIBTARDS wrong is worth every penny, you Joe Biden voting MORON!!!

 

[satanssockpuppet]

LOL oh Joe. As soon as money hits his hands, he races to throw it away. A certain kind of "rich", they call it.

 

[captainjapan]

I think Joe bought a ten dollar Tesla model car and put it next to his Trump collector copper clad coins he bought on Newsmax

 

[Rick Roblinson]

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He could have used this opportunity to buy any number of solid long term stocks but he buys Tesla because of Trump.

Nvesting

 

[Bam's Feet]

Holy shit betting 10k on tesla now is extremely retarded.

Nigga could've got 100 shares of Nvidia at a huge discount

Fucking retards

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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He could have used this opportunity to buy any number of solid long term stocks but he buys Tesla because of Trump.

Crusty Joan is getting wet at Joe's business acumen

 

[captainjapan]

Nvesting

Hey Earl, how did you get to work today? N train?

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

But now he's got $10k to throw away on stock gambles

And not just any stock. A stock that is probably the most volatile stock in the market this side of penny stocks because it is a cult of personality stock that is divorced in some ways from any traditional metric. Sure, it could go back to $450+, but A) even if it does, he's at best doubling his money, and B) it's probably just as likely to skid down below $200. If Elon drops dead tomorrow, that TSLA stock will be below $150 in a heartbeat. Joe is a brainwashed baboon. He can store his TSLA shares right next to his (worthless) Trump playing cards and coins.

If you are taking a big, risky swing right now a better play would be the triple-leveraged ETFs. TNA, TQQQ, SOXL, etc. Personally, I loaded up on SOXL and TNA yesterday and today and will continue to do so next week if the markets stay down. You can 3-5 times your money on either of those over the long haul. They're certainly risky but if you have faith in the markets they're good plays.

 

[Diaper WOOD]

Does he not know how expensive those shares are? He’ll be dead before he has any chance of doubling his money.