Shout out to you bald faggots
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Where are we at with toupees/hair plugs/wigs
- Thread starter Skatole C9H9N
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Its a tough one man, do you wanna look like a sausage like Joe Cumia, or with half head of hair like Costanza. Anyway the worst way to go is probably toupees
It just makes you seem like an insecure cunt. Like chicks with plastic surgery. Do you really want to wage an everyday battle with father time that you know you cant win? It just seems ridiculous to me. Just go bald like a fucking man.
I would normally recommend that you just shave the head, but that look was just recently co-opted and subsequently ruined by the Frankenstein-ien genetical misfire that is Sam Roberts.
You can tell toupees used to be way more acceptable. Or else people just didn't notice. I've been watching the original Unsolved Mysteries lately and every 80s detective they talk to seems to wear a rug. Do people even wear them anymore? It must feel ridiculous.
My hairline hasn't moved in 20 years, children.
I'm considering it within 2 years, if I can find the right shade of red.
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Guys who think they need to hide their hair are simply too short to attract women anyway. You're going to be a hat guy now? Join the queue of fat guys with Hawaiian shirts and Asians with expensive sneakers.
Only the coolest of cats can pull it off.
buy a merkin & stick it to ya head
It's a system. It's a hair system.
Only the coolest of cats can pull it off.
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The best thing that ever happened to bald guys is Bruce Willis and Jason Statham. If you're going bald, just buzz it real short. Also, don't be ugly or fat.
The only good wigs are paired with glasses. Effortlessly self owning a 30 year veteran. Never realizing he became the very thing he was warned about years ago, by a wise old man.
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I just started getting a receding hairline. Shit came out of nowhere and quick! Started taking Hims Propecia 2 months ago and I'm already starting to see some results.
Zero side effects as well, so it's been totally worth it.
Zero side effects as well, so it's been totally worth it.
I’ve been taking Propecia for 5 years just as a precaution & my hair actually is actually thicker now than when I was in my early 20s. No side effects & you significantly reduce the likelihood you get prostrate cancer. Anyone who goes bald today is just lazy.
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