Why not call AirBnb and ask them what the deal is?

[DMAN]

DCUCK has his reading glasses on, and he's in a post-combing mood tonight. The DMAN is embarassed for you.

You can't keep up

 

[DMAN]

Hurry up, right click, save, edit profile, change avatar.

You're not fast enough, you missed at least 2 avatar changes so far, stupid.

 

[DMAN.]

You can't keep up

Change your avatar again, DFAG. The DMAN is about to pull over his rig and start striking back.

 

[DMAN]

Change your avatar again, DFAG. The DMAN is about to pull over his rig and start striking back.

You can't pretend to be The DMAN while using typical white nigger insults used against The DMAN.

The DMAN has to write your material against The DMAN for you? Sad.

 

[DMAN]

The DMAN has never had an avatar that says "I won the argument"

Terrible gimmick, bad execution. Nice resizing the image, stupid.

You've been sent packing, jabrone.

 

[DMAN.]

You can't pretend to be The DMAN while using typical white nigger insults used against The DMAN.

The DMAN has to write your material against The DMAN for you? Sad.

DFAG is spiraling. The DMAN knows a manic breakdown when he sees one.

 

[DMAN]

DFAG is spiraling. The DMAN knows a manic breakdown when he sees one.

Very true statement. The DMAN is happy to see you finally realizing that you're spiraling and that The DMAN knows what he's talking about.

Good job, now change your username. Your dogshit low quality scatposts hurt The DMAN's image.

 

[DMAN.]

The DMAN has never had an avatar that says "I won the argument"

Terrible gimmick, bad execution. Nice resizing the image, stupid.

You've been sent packing, jabrone.

DFAG hallucinating. This is a full blown psychotic break.

 

[DMAN.]

Very true statement. The DMAN is happy to see you finally realizing that you're spiraling and that The DMAN knows what he's talking about.

Good job, now change your username. Your dogshit low quality scatposts hurt The DMAN's image.

Fat black nigger DNIGGER is throwing a tantrum, begging to be gifted the DMAN name. Not gonna happen jabroni.

 

[DMAN]

DFAG hallucinating. This is a full blown psychotic break.

Your avatar choices are a result of not being fast-paced enough, like The DMAN is, and you needed to bail yourself out.

It's alright, just admit you can't keep up, and that your imitation and piss poor backstory don't work out.

The fans see it all.

 

[DMAN.]

Your avatar choices are a result of not being fast-paced enough, like The DMAN is, and you needed to bail yourself out.

It's alright, just admit you can't keep up, and that your imitation and piss poor backstory don't work out.

The fans see it all.

The DFAG doesn't have fans, jabroni. He has haters. Only the dotted up DMAN has fans.

 

[DMAN]

The DFAG doesn't have fans, jabroni. He has haters. Only the dotted up DMAN has fans.

You eat ass, jabrone. Stop spelling it wrong.

 

[DMAN.]

You eat ass, jabrone. Stop spelling it wrong.

Black nigger jabroni DFAG spews a lot of hate but gets nowhere. The D-DOT had shattered his entire world and ended his terrible imitation bit. The D-DOT is a mark of authenticity.

 

[DMAN]

Black nigger jabroni DFAG spews a lot of hate but gets nowhere. The D-DOT had shatted his entire world and ended his terrible imitation bit. The D-DOT is a mark of authenticity.

Why would the "fake" DMAN also be black?

Lol, you can't even keep track of your own bit.

The Fake DMAN (you, with the Dot like an illiterate faggot) is a fat ugly white nigger.

 

[DMAN.]

The D-DOT is new tech. Can't be broken. The DMAN spent a couple months developing it. Runs on D-CODE

 

[DMAN]

Black nigger jabroni DFAG spews a lot of hate but gets nowhere. The D-DOT had shattered his entire world and ended his terrible imitation bit. The D-DOT is a mark of authenticity.

The mark of authenticity would be the registration date, the ribs count, the post history that doesn't include any pathetic Patposting or scatposting or Cumtown humor.

Just say "your moms box" and kick the stool out, jabrone.

 

[DMAN.]

Why would the "fake" DMAN also be black?

Lol, you can't even keep track of your own bit.

The Fake DMAN (you, with the Dot like an illiterate faggot) is a fat ugly white nigger.

Fat black nigger DBOY, so slow he needs the bit explained to him.

 

[DMAN.]

The mark of authenticity would be the registration date, the ribs count, the post history that doesn't include any pathetic Patposting or scatposting or Cumtown humor.

Just say "your moms box" and kick the stool out, jabrone.

The DMAN laughs at this shit, there's no way DFAG could be this retarded. The MODS altered all those things to give you the appearence of the DMAN. It's just bad form, DBOY. Try again.

 

[DMAN.]

The D-DOT is unbreakable. It's DCRYPTED and signed. DBOY will have to google those words.

 

[DMAN]

The DMAN laughs at this shit, there's no way DFAG could be this retarded. The MODS altered all those things to give you the appearence of the DMAN. It's just bad form, DBOY. Try again.

The DMAN hasn't laughed at anything you've done, other than when you accidentally typed in the first person because you struggle with the basics.