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This is all you really needed to say.He could just be retarded
Sassy, sharp-tongued replyI posted a video of it, stupid
Really? That's pretty early for a beer store. They're open till 11 hereSassy, sassy...remember, the beer store closes at 8
Tbh it might depend on the store, I wouldn't know in any case, good job on dat halal sobrietyReally? That's pretty early for a beer store. They're open till 11 here
3 am here.Really? That's pretty early for a beer store. They're open till 11 here
I’ve got midnight or 2 AM here, depending on the store. Kind of irrelevant as I don’t drink, anyway.Really? That's pretty early for a beer store. They're open till 11 here
Have you ever had alochol or no because you're forbidden? Just curiousTbh it might depend on the store, I wouldn't know in any case, good job on dat halal sobriety
What time does the Walmart Automotive department close?Tbh it might depend on the store, I wouldn't know in any case, good job on dat halal sobriety
I'm whiter than all 3 of you swarthy motherfuckers.I’m a white guy. So is Big Blaze and @ShutYourCakeHorn . I can at least speak to that.
So does the car dealership so you can jack a modern LexusSassy, sassy...remember drunks, the beer store closes at 8
You do have a pretty white calf from what I remember.I'm whiter than all 3 of you swarthy motherfuckers.
I seriously doubt that. Blaze is a Boston boy and Cake is a Norwegian stud.I'm whiter than all 3 of you swarthy motherfuckers.
At 16 I took my first solo flight, and was on Swiss Air...it was on this flight that I had the kavorka, because one cute af Blondie flight attendant kept checking on me and when it was time for meals, she gave me the wine list.Have you ever had alochol or no because you're forbidden? Just curious
Still better than my first attempt at flyingAt 16 I took my first solo flight, and was on Swiss Air...it was on this flight that I had the kavorka, because one cute af Blondie flight attendant kept checking on me and when it was time for meals, she gave me the wine list.
Upto that point I thought wine was like grape juice or koolaid or sumptin, and I wanted to impress the woman, so I ordered the one wine I knew it's name: a Bordeaux.
When it arrived, she was hovering over me and I took the wine glass and tried to look and act like I knew what's up...while maintaining eye contact, I chugged the wine, and immediately regretted it as it burned my throat, my nostrils, everything and I snorted out wine thru my nose and kinda semi puked
Needless to say, her estimations of plummeted etc
I’ve got midnight or 2 AM here, depending on the store. Kind of irrelevant as I don’t drink, anyway.
You are a homosexual coprophile.Yuck
Try hitting a meeting budday. Can't hurt, right?This isn't one of your AA meetings. Nobody asked, or gives a fuck.
Sassy sharp-tongued reply.You are a homosexual coprophile.
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