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chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
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Have you ever had alochol or no because you're forbidden? Just curious
At 16 I took my first solo flight, and was on Swiss Air...it was on this flight that I had the kavorka, because one cute af Blondie flight attendant kept checking on me and when it was time for meals, she gave me the wine list.

Upto that point I thought wine was like grape juice or koolaid or sumptin, and I wanted to impress the woman, so I ordered the one wine I knew it's name: a Bordeaux.

When it arrived, she was hovering over me and I took the wine glass and tried to look and act like I knew what's up...while maintaining eye contact, I chugged the wine, and immediately regretted it as it burned my throat, my nostrils, everything and I snorted out wine thru my nose and kinda semi puked

Needless to say, her estimations of plummeted etc
 

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At 16 I took my first solo flight, and was on Swiss Air...it was on this flight that I had the kavorka, because one cute af Blondie flight attendant kept checking on me and when it was time for meals, she gave me the wine list.

Upto that point I thought wine was like grape juice or koolaid or sumptin, and I wanted to impress the woman, so I ordered the one wine I knew it's name: a Bordeaux.

When it arrived, she was hovering over me and I took the wine glass and tried to look and act like I knew what's up...while maintaining eye contact, I chugged the wine, and immediately regretted it as it burned my throat, my nostrils, everything and I snorted out wine thru my nose and kinda semi puked

Needless to say, her estimations of plummeted etc
Still better than my first attempt at flying
 
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