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Would a return to high school bullying heal society?

AntSucks

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There was a kid that got bullied all the time in my school and he was convicted as a sex offender at age 15. It was only then I realized that the reason he got bullied was because he was fucking weird and just wouldn't stop harassing girls. I don't think bullying would have helped him. He was destined to rape an elderly woman.

I got accused of being a bully at work because I caught a guy in a lie (I caught him good too. I really laid a few traps). I actually was very nice to him and the only reason he lied to me was because I lulled him into a false sense of security. In a mediation session he literally blurted out "Feelings are important!" and it took everything I had not to laugh. Bullying wouldn't have helped him. He was a lost cause.

I had a psychologist who told me he felt bullied by me because I pointed out that he never really listened to me, and made everything I said about him. I said nothing harsher than "This is not professional". He asked me if "I was breaking up with him". In disgust I told him he had more issues than I had and fired him. I think he became a psychologist because he was bullied honestly. Bullying made him an oversensitive wreck who thought he was compassionate.

So personally, I'm against bullying generally. It doesn't work. It doesn't work on Pat. It's just fun for us.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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There was a kid that got bullied all the time in my school and he was convicted as a sex offender at age 15. It was only then I realized that the reason he got bullied was because he was fucking weird and just wouldn't stop harassing girls. I don't think bullying would have helped him. He was destined to rape an elderly woman.

I got accused of being a bully at work because I caught a guy in a lie (I caught him good too. I really laid a few traps). I actually was very nice to him and the only reason he lied to me was because I lulled him into a false sense of security. In a mediation session he literally blurted out "Feelings are important!" and it took everything I had not to laugh. Bullying wouldn't have helped him. He was a lost cause.

I had a psychologist who told me he felt bullied by me because I pointed out that he never really listened to me, and made everything I said about him. I said nothing harsher than "This is not professional". He asked me if "I was breaking up with him". In disgust I told him he had more issues than I had and fired him. I think he became a psychologist because he was bullied honestly. Bullying made him an oversensitive wreck who thought he was compassionate.

So personally, I'm against bullying generally. It doesn't work. It doesn't work on Pat. It's just fun for us.
Pretty much every kid I can think of from my childhood who was bullied was bullied because they were weird, annoying little idiots and they basically asked for it by irritating people. Except this one kid we made switch schools because everyone ripped on him like he was morbidly obese and he wasn't even fat. That resumed in high school. Even actual fat kids got in on it. The guy's jacked now because he obviously has a complex and if I ever see him again I'm gonna be like "Really packing on the pounds again, huh?"
 

captain_kamala

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Pretty much every kid I can think of from my childhood who was bullied was bullied because they were weird, annoying little idiots and they basically asked for it by irritating people. Except this one kid we made switch schools because everyone ripped on him like he was morbidly obese and he wasn't even fat. That resumed in high school. Even actual fat kids got in on it. The guy's jacked now because he obviously has a complex and if I ever see him again I'm gonna be like "Really packing on the pounds again, huh?"
Aw. I worked with a big fat girl who was homeschooled the last few years of high school and when people asked why she wouldn't answer but it was obvious. Then she grew up and had to have her lunches critiqued by the nyc corporate girlies. Poor gal.
 

StlakerFatti

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we had a 17y/o guy transfer from another school where he was already getting bullied hard and failed classes because of it.
his old bullies called him "Fish", because his eyes were a bit far apart.

i hadn't yet seen him, but people were talking about the guy all break. before afternoon classes, we were smoking cigs in the school bathroom (again talking about him) when Fish suddenly runs in and furiously washes his face in the sink. like he has been out of the water for too long!

the moment was so grotesque, up to that point (including build-up) it was the craziest thing i had ever seen.

the lack of self-awareness pulling a stunt like this when you already have a nickname you want to get rid off. i wonder if anybody peppersprayed him but we would have heard about it.

i think he got bullied a bit more by his classmates and then left the school after two years without graduating. but it's been a long time, i barely remember all the things people would do to him.

surely, bullying helped him to become a productive member of society.
 

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There was a kid that got bullied all the time in my school and he was convicted as a sex offender at age 15. It was only then I realized that the reason he got bullied was because he was fucking weird and just wouldn't stop harassing girls. I don't think bullying would have helped him. He was destined to rape an elderly woman.

I got accused of being a bully at work because I caught a guy in a lie (I caught him good too. I really laid a few traps). I actually was very nice to him and the only reason he lied to me was because I lulled him into a false sense of security. In a mediation session he literally blurted out "Feelings are important!" and it took everything I had not to laugh. Bullying wouldn't have helped him. He was a lost cause.

I had a psychologist who told me he felt bullied by me because I pointed out that he never really listened to me, and made everything I said about him. I said nothing harsher than "This is not professional". He asked me if "I was breaking up with him". In disgust I told him he had more issues than I had and fired him. I think he became a psychologist because he was bullied honestly. Bullying made him an oversensitive wreck who thought he was compassionate.

So personally, I'm against bullying generally. It doesn't work. It doesn't work on Pat. It's just fun for us.

This all sounds very feminine, group meditation sessions and therapy? What are you, gay?
 

Not Child.

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Pretty much every kid I can think of from my childhood who was bullied was bullied because they were weird, annoying little idiots and they basically asked for it by irritating people. Except this one kid we made switch schools because everyone ripped on him like he was morbidly obese and he wasn't even fat. That resumed in high school. Even actual fat kids got in on it. The guy's jacked now because he obviously has a complex and if I ever see him again I'm gonna be like "Really packing on the pounds again, huh?"

I remember in elementary school there was this Somali girl, Aisha who had a big fat ass, and everybody made fun of it...like her ass was straight out of an anthropology caricature book demonstrating steatopygia.

I just wanted to squeeze and thrust up on it lol...I never had "cooties" I always wanted to fuck. I used to have crushes on girl classmates as early as nursery school/kindergarten.
 

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I remember in elementary school there was this Somali girl, Aisha who had a big fat ass, and everybody made fun of it...like her ass was straight out of an anthropology caricature book demonstrating steatopygia.

I just wanted to squeeze and thrust up on it lol...I never had "cooties" I always wanted to fuck. I used to have crushes on girl classmates as early as nursery school/kindergarten.
My Zimbabwen ex had a ridiculous fucking shelf of an ass. It was awesome. Like fucking a racist cartoon.
 

Not Child.

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The only other East African girl, was an Eritrean named Senait...I didn't like her cuz she was ugly and had a shrill voice, but one time I saw her dad speak with the teacher and the teacher was complaining about Senait not focusing in class or something, and her dad lost it and smacked her right there in front of the (American) teacher. Teacher, and I just took one look at each other, eyes like this:👀 and from then on, we were both super protective of her.

This was in the American Embassy School in Saudi Arabia.
 

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It’s actually wealthy white children because life is like an 80’s movie.

If I'd had a gorgeous blue-blood high-school bully like James Spader in Pretty In Pink, I'd have been on cloud nine.






This was in the American Embassy School in Saudi Arabia.

Ugh, my awful cousins went to international school in Saudi. Utterly vapid, spoiled, trashy and pretentious dullards they are, and I say that because unlike the above example of rich bland entitlement they're also ugly, ill-bred and unfuckable.
 

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If I'd had a posh twat highschool bully like James Spader in Pretty In Pink, I'd have been on cloud nine.








Ugh, my awful cousins went to international school in Saudi. Utterly vapid, spoiled and pretentious dullards they are.

My best friend was an English kid from Liverpool whose dad worked in telecom or something in Riyadh. One time I invited him over, and when I rung the door bell my mum was like: "waa kuma?" (who is it?)
and I responded "waa aniga" (its me") and my friend was howling because it sounded like "a nigga". We were inseparable. Good times. Our next door neighbor was this Korean family and the daughter had one of them "penny farthings" that I would ride all the time...and to return the favor, I introduced roller blading to her, our compound and the whole school when it started becoming trendy in the 90s. I made rollerblading a "thing"in Saudi. I did that.
 

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In middle school I remember that I:
  • Used a shovel to extract an ant hill and put it in a kid's backpack
  • Put hot sauce in a kid's barrel shaped fruit drink (remember those?)
  • Stole a kid's tube of pogs (remember those?) and threw it on the roof of the cafeteria
  • Tied backpack straps together like all the time
  • Unzipped people back packs like all the time
  • Spit on a kid's new shoes
  • Bullied the epileptic kid for having to wear some helmet with a bunch of sensors on it (I called it his "thinking cap")
In highschool I remember that I:
  • Locked a small kid in a marching tuba case
  • Made a fat kid sit on a stool I knew was broken so that it would collapse under him
  • Stole a camera from one of the yearbook faggots and then took a bunch of pictures of a shit I took (this was back in the days of film, so he had to develope it to find out)
  • Caught a kid taking a shit in a stall in the bathroom that had no windows and turned the lights off, leaving him in total darkness
  • Keyed the word "fat" in little letters on the handle of this fat kid's car
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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In middle school I remember that I:
  • Used a shovel to extract an ant hill and put it in a kid's backpack
  • Put hot sauce in a kid's barrel shaped fruit drink (remember those?)
  • Stole a kid's tube of pogs (remember those?) and threw it on the roof of the cafeteria
  • Tied backpack straps together like all the time
  • Unzipped people back packs like all the time
  • Spit on a kid's new shoes
  • Bullied the epileptic kid for having to wear some helmet with a bunch of sensors on it (I called it his "thinking cap")
In highschool I remember that I:
  • Locked a small kid in a marching tuba case
  • Made a fat kid sit on a stool I knew was broken so that it would collapse under him
  • Stole a camera from one of the yearbook faggots and then took a bunch of pictures of a shit I took (this was back in the days of film, so he had to develope it to find out)
  • Caught a kid taking a shit in a stall in the bathroom that had no windows and turned the lights off, leaving him in total darkness
  • Keyed the word "fat" in little letters on the handle of this fat kid's car
I bought a big case of those barrel things for the nostalgia factor. They're fucking disgusting. Like sickeningly sugary. I gave the case to my buddy's kid and months later I saw the case still mostly full in his garage. I'm surprised my mom ever let me have them when I was a kid because I was always eating boring hippie shit.
 

Not Child.

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we had a 17y/o guy transfer from another school where he was already getting bullied hard and failed classes because of it.
his old bullies called him "Fish", because his eyes were a bit far apart.

i hadn't yet seen him, but people were talking about the guy all break. before afternoon classes, we were smoking cigs in the school bathroom (again talking about him) when Fish suddenly runs in and furiously washes his face in the sink. like he has been out of the water for too long!

the moment was so grotesque, up to that point (including build-up) it was the craziest thing i had ever seen.

the lack of self-awareness pulling a stunt like this when you already have a nickname you want to get rid off. i wonder if anybody peppersprayed him but we would have heard about it.

i think he got bullied a bit more by his classmates and then left the school after two years without graduating. but it's been a long time, i barely remember all the things people would do to him.

surely, bullying helped him to become a productive member of society.
This made me laugh uncontrollably and idk why...
 

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I bought a big case of those barrel things for the nostalgia factor. They're fucking disgusting. Like sickeningly sugary. I gave the case to my buddy's kid and months later I saw the case still mostly full in his garage. I'm surprised my mom ever let me have them when I was a kid because I was always eating boring hippie shit.
Those things were great to chuck across the lunch room because they almost always exploded on impact and by the time anyone knew what happened, no one could tell who threw it. Add that to my list.
 

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This made me laugh uncontrollably and idk why...
i swear he also drank some of it. after all this build-up and the first thing i saw of him was this. we were 7-8 people in that bathroom, nobody could believe what he saw. nobody even laughed at the absurdity. it was just too much after he's been talked about all day. may god help him. no bs.
 

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I remember we got a new kid in our school in 7th grade and the guidance counselor brought me and a few of my buddies in to her office to try to stop the bullying before it started. The new kid was really short and kinda pudgy and they just assumed he was gonna have a target on his back. He turned out to be cool as fuck, though and kind of became friends with us.
 

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Those things were great to chuck across the lunch room because they almost always exploded on impact and by the time anyone knew what happened, no one could tell who threw it. Add that to my list.
We always did butterscotch pudding because it sucks and was a colossal mess. The same fucking group of weird magic the gathering kids would get it at least once a week and they never considered just moving to a different table. People would bomb a snack pack at the wall above them and it'd rain pudding and they'd all have to walk around for the rest of the day with big shiny streaks of crusty dried pudding that they tried to wipe off of their all black clothes.
 

TheRevAlJolson

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We always did butterscotch pudding because it sucks and was a colossal mess. The same fucking group of weird magic the gathering kids would get it at least once a week and they never considered just moving to a different table. People would bomb a snack pack at the wall above them and it'd rain pudding and they'd all have to walk around for the rest of the day with big shiny streaks of crusty dried pudding that they tried to wipe off of their all black clothes.
Magic the gathering! I used to fuck with those kids' cards all the time. I would fling them like Gambit, shuffle them like a card shark, bending the shit out of them, sweep them off whatever table as I walked by... This thread is really taking me back...
 
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