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Would a return to high school bullying heal society?

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Plutonium Jones: Radioactive Black Guy
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Magic the gathering! I used to fuck with those kids' cards all the time. I would fling them like Gambit, shuffle them like a card shark, bending the shit out of them, sweep them off whatever table as I walked by... This thread is really taking me back...
Those kids were what taught me that most of the time nerds with glasses and shit that you'd associate with smart kids are generally goddamned near retarded. They were all so fucking dumb, gullible and easily manipulated.
 

TravisPickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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Those kids were what taught me that most of the time nerds with glasses and shit that you'd associate with smart kids are generally goddamned near retarded. They were all so fucking dumb, gullible and easily manipulated.
I walked up to a group of kids playing Yugioh in high school and I stole all of this one kids cards and threw them in the creek on the way home. I dont know why I did that, I still feel bad about it. He had all the good shit, too.
 

LiberalPussy

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I remember in elementary school there was this Somali girl, Aisha who had a big fat ass, and everybody made fun of it...like her ass was straight out of an anthropology caricature book demonstrating steatopygia.

I just wanted to squeeze and thrust up on it lol...I never had "cooties" I always wanted to fuck. I used to have crushes on girl classmates as early as nursery school/kindergarten.
This is like something Anthony Cumia would say as a story to assert how totally heterosexual and (apolitically) masculine he was/is.
 

Not Child.

Jackie Singh + Patrick Tomlinson >litcrit ppl
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This is like something Anthony Cumia would say as a story to assert how totally heterosexual and (apolitically) masculine he was/is.

Nigga call me gay, faggot etc...in reality we all know you're just a pudgester who isn't fucking, and if you had a wife she'd hook up with someone like me just to fill a primal void. Go dox a sex haver here, and shut me up. I dare ya...one alpha nigga and I will log the fuck off.
 

TravisPickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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I remember in elementary school there was this Somali girl, Aisha who had a big fat ass, and everybody made fun of it...like her ass was straight out of an anthropology caricature book demonstrating steatopygia.

I just wanted to squeeze and thrust up on it lol...I never had "cooties" I always wanted to fuck. I used to have crushes on girl classmates as early as nursery school/kindergarten.
Bro, I recall humping my fucking bed in JK thinking about girls my age. (Yeah, I just said that)
 

TravisPickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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Kids at recess used to play this kissing game, where girls would run around trying to kiss boys, and the boys would run away from the cooties...goddamn did I ever have a rock-solid boy-boner every Oh, Canada after that shit.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Bro, I recall humping my fucking bed in JK thinking about girls my age. (Yeah, I just said that)
I was doing the same but about adults. I remember I'd get boned up at my babysitter's at the soap opera chicks she'd watch. I also was always grabbing tits and shoving my hand down women's cleavage if I got the chance. I was a little sex pest who didn't know how to do sex.
 

TravisPickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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I was doing the same but about adults. I remember I'd get boned up at my babysitter's at the soap opera chicks she'd watch. I also was always grabbing tits and shoving my hand down women's cleavage if I got the chance. I was a little sex pest who didn't know how to do sex.
I used to fantasize about an older lady essentially raping me. Fucking christ. Being a guy rules.
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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Mandatory 2 year military service for all high school graduates would do much better for society. It would serve 2 primary purposes:

1. Prevent millions of immature kids from making poor decisions that result in them racking up extreme amounts of student loan debt
2. Depussify many of these kids
Excuse me but any sort of duty to the state negates all those God-given rights that Americans jerk their dicks over
 
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