WWAWD David Allen Coe

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

 

[BraunsGhost]

Gaaawwwd dammmmiiit! Now this will be stuck in my head. Will definitely be whistling this at work tomorrow.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

In addition to being funny fawkin’ lyrics, I find it to have a genuinely catchy country music sound.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Gaaawwwd dammmmiiit! Now this will be stuck in my head. Will definitely be whistling this at work tomorrow.

nigger fucker? hopefully nobody recognizes it

 

[Mitch Weaver]

nigger fucker? hopefully nobody recognizes it

Nigga like Plato

She said someday I'd understand
What love was all about
She said I could have the kids
She was movin out
Said she'd finally found a man
Who's dick was so much bigger
Then that scumbag motherfucker
Run off with a nigger

 

[BraunsGhost]

nigger fucker? hopefully nobody recognizes it

That's what I'm afraid of. That one day while whistling this or johnny rebel at work, that some faggot customer will recognize it and either: A. They'll accuse me of racism and social justice warrior me B. Some MAGA retard will wanna become my friend and wanna fuck me at some point.

 

[BraunsGhost]

Nigga like Plato

She said someday I'd understand
What love was all about
She said I could have the kids
She was movin out
Said she'd finally found a man
Who's dick was so much bigger
Then that scumbag motherfucker
Run off with a nigger

The "scumbag motherfucker" is what has ma ribz hurtin'

 

[World Wide Web Wyyzrd]

That's what I'm afraid of. That one day while whistling this or johnny rebel at work, that some faggot customer will recognize it and either: A. They'll accuse me of racism and social justice warrior me B. Some MAGA retard will wanna become my friend and wanna fuck me at some point.

Just pay them both a grand to fuck each other and then you got sn amazing story to tell at the bar.

 

[Opesterino]

This is what I been messing around with. Wish I had an acoustic guitar like Joey Cums

 

[guest]

Not bad and country songs are easy to play, maybe I'll add a few to my end-of-the-night roster.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I prefer Johnny Rebel

 

[Dawn’sHairyClit]

His kid has a pretty funny podcast called “Your Favorite Band Sucks”. It can also be found on YouTube.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Not my favorite but he's good. There was also a good sight gag in Squidbillies where the main squid wore a hat that read "David Allen CEO" when he was acting CEO of the company he worked at

 

[BraunsGhost]

Not my favorite but he's good. There was also a good sight gag in Squidbillies where the main squid wore a hat that read "David Allen CEO" when he was acting CEO of the company he worked at

I love me some Squidbillies. Early is ma spirit animal.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I love me some Squidbillies. Early is ma spirit animal.

they oughta call it the jack squattery

 

[JamesJCrowe]

tryin' like the devil to find the lord
working like a nigger for my room & board...

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

they oughta call it the jack squattery

Not my favorite but he's good. There was also a good sight gag in Squidbillies where the main squid wore a hat that read "David Allen CEO" when he was acting CEO of the company he worked at

Early can fawkin shred. Seen the real King a few times.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Early can fawkin shred. Seen the real King a few times.

Google Search

www.google.com

hell yeah boy, I have an unknown hinson guitar pick

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

hell yeah boy, I have an unknown hinson guitar pick

My nigger

 

[BraunsGhost]

they oughta call it the jack squattery

The tricky two, babay!!! Woooo!