23 and me

[guest]

Anyone done this shit? Im kinda interested. I researched to see if they give away your dna to law enforcement etc and apparently its one of the few ancestory companies who dont. The other posts against it are just deranged shit like "its run by jews who want to use your dna for cloning torture victims". But im still not really confortable with sending them my semen.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

But im still not really confortable with sending them my semen.

You gotta retain brotherman.

 

[johnnynoname]

you know- I lied about finding out I was 43 percent "North African" because of 23 and me

never happened


no.........my mom told me that my dad's parents were from Moracco, and they were LARP'ing as wops when they moved to southen italy as kids

 

[PickleRickle]

Getting fucked over from feeding himself in the future panopticon we'll all be living under because his progenitor dun goof'd? Dont do it. Your DNA is precious.
edit-(phrasing was retarded, still is.)

 

[johnnynoname]

.........that's a spicy meatball

 

[Turk February]

Anyone done this shit? Im kinda interested. I researched to see if they give away your dna to law enforcement etc and apparently its one of the few ancestory companies who dont. The other posts against it are just deranged shit like "its run by jews who want to use your dna for cloning torture victims". But im still not really confortable with sending them my semen.

I think if you're retaining semen and get a doctor's note they will let you just send a finger or two.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Should do it and we can have a pool to predict the outcomes.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I researched to see if they give away your dna to law enforcement etc and apparently its one of the few ancestory companies who dont.

I think they definitely do.

I saw a funny thing where someone sent a swab from their pet lizard & it came back as 92% jewish

 

[guest]

I think they definitely do.

I saw a funny thing where someone sent a swab from their pet lizard & it came back as 92% jewish

I looked into that lol, it was fake newz.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I don’t understand it because who gives a shit what % of what you are

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I looked into that lol, it was fake newz.

why would you say that? this is a comedy forum... it's funnier to let it be true

I don’t understand it because who gives a shit what % of what you are

I actually know my father, who knew his father... so I don't need some psyop to tell me who I am. Good point Sue!

 

[PickleRickle]

Let me phrase this like less of a schizo. I find it selfish to send in your DNA, as it will implicate your relatives in whatever they've been up to. Send in a vial of cummies and find out your old man was the the Gray Man, the Werewolf of Wysteria? Fuck that.

I mean, unless you're into ropes doused in gasoline being inserted into your anus before being lit on fire.

 

[PickleRickle]

I went full schizo didnt I? Sorry I did that.

 

[guest]

why would you say that? this is a comedy forum... it's funnier to let it be true

Im not sure....... jews?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

you know- I lied about finding out I was 43 percent "North African" because of 23 and me

never happened


no.........my mom told me that my dad's parents were from Moracco, and they were LARP'ing as wops when they moved to southen italy as kids

I know a Moroccan Jew and he's white as snow. It's all so confusing

 

[wbgreen]

 

[JamesJCrowe]

My Mom & Dad did some swab DNA thing years ago, we were 0% nigger & 5% Greek, Mostly Irish, English and German or some such western European mutt.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

When you do this you get matches with Joe Cumia type of moochers that will try and latch on you

 

[guest]

When you do this you get matches with Joe Cumia type of moochers that will try and latch on you

Thats enough to make me pass on this.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I use it to hook up with those 2nd cousins that look like my mom.