2925 WrestleMania thread

[nasty twp]

I recently attempted to watch WWE. I saw without exaggeration like 5 whole minutes of some faggot dancing and saying "yeet yeet yeet" to the crowd and the crowd saying it back to him and I just turned it off.

What does that word even mean, in a wrestling context? I know originally it was a Zoomer meme word meaning to chuck/throw something with force, like punting a baby off cathedral steps.


I think Jey Uso is an adorable cub and I wish he were on a non-wrestling drama or sitcom so I could ogle his tits in something less embarrassing and for adults, but tbhwy I never have a clue what he’s rabbiting on about, it’s too much hoodrat slang. Makes him sound dim.


And his uglier twin almost killed someone in a hit and run then never apologised or did time, yet their gimmick for years was verbatim ‘The Uso Penitentiary’. Bad look. Los Guerreros, Filthy Animalz (forever on my knees for Billy Kidman) or even Cryme Tyme would never.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

You guys have posted this homely bitch enough times that I now want to fuck her really bad for some reason and it pisses me off.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

You guys have posted this homely bitch enough times that I now want to fuck her really bad for some reason and it pisses me off.

We know she looks like a dude, Gabe.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We know she looks like a dude, Gabe.

You can take the rest of the day off.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

You can take the rest of the day off.

You’re going to admit to your sodomy?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You’re going to admit to your sodomy?

Sure. I'm a faggot.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Sure. I'm a faggot.

While I don’t believe it’s sincere, I’m sure you feel a little better at least.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I've seen this era called the "Gratitude Era" which seems apt. I don't know how they expect anyone to get over when they're constantly fawning over senior citizen "legends" at their own expense. Imagine if when Stone Cold Steve Austin was getting popular in the 90s, they had him talk about what an honor it is to be in the ring with George "The Animal" Steele, and then George Steele kicks his ass.

It's telling that the wrestlers they push are the ones that are still marks, whereas talent that could be bought as main eventers (LA Knight, Karrion Kross, and Bron Brekker) are jobbing out to 'WWF Metal' jabronis like Johnny Gargano.

Even Logan Paul is better than these clowns for the simple reason he knows it's a business and the way you get over and make money is you get the audience to either love or hate your personality, not praise your 100 variations of a choreographed backbreaker. And he's been doing it for only a few years now.

I used to call it the Gaslight era, but now I like Gratitude Era more lol

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

 

[DMAN]

What does that word even mean, in a wrestling context? I know originally it was a Zoomer meme word meaning to chuck/throw something with force, like punting a baby off cathedral steps.


I think Jey Uso is an adorable cub and I wish he were on a non-wrestling drama or sitcom so I could ogle his tits in something less embarrassing and for adults, but tbhwy I never have a clue what he’s rabbiting on about, it’s too much hoodrat slang. Makes him sound dim.


And his uglier twin almost killed someone in a hit and run then never apologised or did time, yet their gimmick for years was verbatim ‘The Uso Penitentiary’. Bad look. Los Guerreros, Filthy Animalz (forever on my knees for Billy Kidman) or even Cryme Tyme would never.

The Usos are both heinously ugly and stupid people. They look like Tia and Tamara Mowry, odd ethnic background that makes them look like mentally disabled aliens. And the hoodrat shit makes them forgettable at best. They're not even thuggish, they come across like bottom fags trying to fit in with nigger culture.

They are an example of what the company does wrong. Instead of coming up with engaging ideas and putting them on people who can carry them, they decide "We need to give Rikishi's son a job." And then everything they do is built around making that happen. It's a train wreck for the viewer, and it's the reason you get this gay faggot wigger nigger "Yeet" shit going on.

Roman Reigns is the godfather of dogshit nepotism wrestlers destroying the show. The DMAN hasn't watched WWE in years because Reigns pollutes the entire thing with his presence. He's a simple-minded, hateable faggot who was handed everything and still manages to fuck it up and make himself look like he's in way over his head.

One of the first of 10 years in a row where they tried to make Roman win the Royal Rumble, the dude was aimlessly walking around the ring trying to figure out what to do with his hands. He looked so lost and unsure of himself.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

That Rita Ridley has a nice dumper on her

 

[Rick Roblinson]

 

[Rick Roblinson]

They just had Sam on giving his opinion on Cody Rhodes vs John Cena. After he was done one of the other announcers said, "The real question is how much sunscreen do you put on that dome, Sam Roberts?".

 

[DMAN]

The Usos are both heinously ugly and stupid people. They look like Tia and Tamara Mowry, odd ethnic background that makes them look like mentally disabled aliens. And the hoodrat shit makes them forgettable at best. They're not even thuggish, they come across like bottom fags trying to fit in with nigger culture.

They are an example of what the company does wrong. Instead of coming up with engaging ideas and putting them on people who can carry them, they decide "We need to give Rikishi's son a job." And then everything they do is built around making that happen. It's a train wreck for the viewer, and it's the reason you get this gay faggot wigger nigger "Yeet" shit going on.

Roman Reigns is the godfather of dogshit nepotism wrestlers destroying the show. The DMAN hasn't watched WWE in years because Reigns pollutes the entire thing with his presence. He's a simple-minded, hateable faggot who was handed everything and still manages to fuck it up and make himself look like he's in way over his head.

One of the first of 10 years in a row where they tried to make Roman win the Royal Rumble, the dude was aimlessly walking around the ring trying to figure out what to do with his hands. He looked so lost and unsure of himself.

Roman Reigns is the death of The D0INTEREST in wrestling -- it's supposed to be fake, not contrived and manufactured. Roman Reigns can't compete, so they had to change the whole environment to convince people that "Roman smirked!!" was an epic moment. "Omg, did you see the way he flipped his hair in frustration because he lost the championship??? One of the most epic moments of all time!!" Like what the fuck are we talking about here? You got a guy at 40 years old who needs to be coached, trained, and hand-held by an agent to get a bottom tier performance. Why? Because he kinda half looks like a retarded Jason Mamoa and you think that's going to benefit your company when he up and leaves you for a chance to star in straight to home video movies?

The formula they're trying on Roman only worked with The Rock, and mostly only because they admitted that's what they were doing in-storyline. The Rock was the vanity project forced on the people who had to endure The Rock whenever they wanted to watch Stone Cold (who was the true people's champion.) And through that story, The Rock proved to have the necessary charisma to be amusing in his own right. His career in hollywood made Vince look like a genius who can handpick famous performers. It's not working out with Roman, and they still haven't realized it on Year 10 of his unwarranted run.

 

[Scott Peterson Fanclub]

Well, its nice to see I didn’t miss anything after stopping when they had those two midgets in gold come out.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

The DMAN grew up watching the barbwire matches and the flaming tables. However, shit like that is just straight up retarded. It's not fun to watch certain injury. The DMAN never wanted to watch the clip of Sid breaking his leg. The DMAN likes to see people get reasonably hurt, not injured and maimed. He likes to see a kick to the balls, a slap in the face, a good choke hold, etc. He doesn't like to see body parts separating or skin being broken (beyond some color which never hurt nobody but Bob Orton)

The DMAN used to watch Axl Rotten and Ian Rotten do the taped fist broken glass matches, tearing each other's faces to shreds. Those fat white niggers didn't flinch or make it look "fake" and they didn't panic. The dedication to extreme brutality is admirable on some level, but nobody knows who Axl Rotten or Ian Rotten are -- and rightfully so. Ian (at least) doesn't deserve to be remembered. He's just a gross sick fuck. At least Axl had some other things going for him.

The point is, Edge used to send tapes to ECW begging to work for a company that made their people work for free, and he couldn't even get a call back. Dan Ambrose will never be Mick Foley, he will never even be Tommy Dreamer... He will always be a jonny come lately doing shit way too long after anyone cares. No one will ever know these people's names, despite the shit they do being one-of-a-kind and in some cases probably a world record (most number of broken-glass punches has to be in the book of records somewhere)

Damn nobody cares
You’re a fat nigger lol

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Noticing a pattern. Every White wrestler tonight has lost to a minority opponent.

It’s been fake and scripted for decades. Pro wrestling, like pro sports, is pure goyslop written for the fatty McDonald’s crowd. Absolute genetic failures.

They all believe Jews are god’s chosen anyway so finding out they script it for heckin all-American Niggerinos to win they would actually consider a positive.

 

[General Porky]

Nothing gayer than a bunch of 30 year olds watching wrestling

 

[nasty twp]

They had to change the whole environment to convince people that "Roman smirked!!" was an epic moment. "Omg, did you see the way he flipped his hair in frustration because he lost the championship??? One of the most epic moments of all time!!" Like what the fuck are we talking about here?

You got a guy at 40 years old who needs to be coached, trained, and hand-held by an agent just to get a bottom tier performance out of him. Why? Because he kinda half looks like a retarded Jason Mamoa and you think that's going to benefit your company when he up and leaves you for a chance to star in straight to home video movies?

Answered your own question butt.

More bored horny women & gays watch wrestling than some credit, especially ones who've never come in irl sniffing distance of a body-ody-ody.

 

[johnnynoname]

More bored horny women & gays

This is why I love World of Sport

Nobody is jerking it to Steve Grey