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The Wackiest Funster there ever was
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Sam looks really comfortable here

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Better than any of the promos at WrestleMania. Sam is a deer in the headlights too -- he knows he should run with it but the HHH would fire him.

That was fucking awesome though. For anyone who didn't watch WM, the dude complaining didn't wrestle on the card. His sole purpose was to convince AJ Styles to use brass knuckles during his match, and AJ punched him once and that was it. Dude was on the show for 15 seconds.
 
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DMAN said:
The fact that women are just horrible athletes in general dooms girls wrestling. None of them can really keep up with even the worst dudes. So their own division is just cursed with slow, boring, pathetic imitations of what the men do. Then there's the added factor that, honestly, who wants to watch two good looking women hurt one another for real? Not The DMAN. He would rather they have cuddling kissing matches where hetero cuties have to kiss it out convincingly and rub one another without getting too suggestive (instant disqualification) The goal here, fans, is to make her wet - But do it in a way that even grandma can cheer along and enjoy. We as fans of this great sport deserve to watch girls throw pillows at one another while wearing lingerie.
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Vince McMahon agrees. He knew that you either sexualize or humiliate them. Often both at the same time

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Wrestling became unwatchable when they stopped using women properly as a nice set of tits to look at on the side of the ring and switched to actually having them do matches. Even the occasional women's match was okay when the goal was to strip them down to their bras and panties, but now it's like 7 women's matches every show and no tits? I'd rather watch Serch freestyle
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On the other hand the women wrestlers today are hotter and post pics of their tits and ass daily while you had to wait for the swimsuit edition dvd back then.
 
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I watched both nights and it was pretty awful all the attitude era guys are done, John Cena who had an awful character for most of his career is the best one left and he’s retiring. I watched it for the storylines more than the in ring work, but the matches even suck now there’s no blood, or high spots jumping off ladders, guys going through tables, chairs to the head it’s so watered down there’s no edge to it. It’s not good.
 
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I watched both nights and it was pretty awful all the attitude era guys are done, John Cena who had an awful character for most of his career is the best one left and he’s retiring. I watched it for the storylines more than the in ring work, but the matches even suck now there’s no blood, or high spots jumping off ladders, guys going through tables, chairs to the head it’s so watered down there’s no edge to it. It’s not good.
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I am afraid you are still massively gay watching that SHIT as a adult
 
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Better than any of the promos at WrestleMania. Sam is a deer in the headlights too -- he knows he should run with it but the HHH would fire him.

That was fucking awesome though. For anyone who didn't watch WM, the dude complaining didn't wrestle on the card. His sole purpose was to convince AJ Styles to use brass knuckles during his match, and AJ punched him once and that was it. Dude was on the show for 15 seconds.
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This Kross fella is quite fit, strong arms and masc. I’d let him take me for malts.

He must be a bit of a dud career-wise however, if as he says he’s been at this game for twenty years and most of us normals have never heard of him, while the smaller uglier AJ Styles is a global star.

He ought to give up and get a normal sensible job, like ultra handsome Fandango builds and flips houses now. Or be like Batista and ‘act’ in rubbish movies.




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Vince McMahon agrees. He knew that you either sexualize or humiliate them. Often both at the same time

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Vince was off his nut, though. He tried to push storylines about Stephanie getting preggers with his or Shane’s baby.
 
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Vince was off his nut, though. He tried to push storylines about Stephanie getting preggers with his or Shane’s baby.
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Vince is one of my heroes, I know all about his homosexual / heterosexual / incestual eccentricities.

Also this is a good time to remind everybody there’s nothing illegal about pooping on a 40 year old woman’s head and encouraging her to suck and fuck your friends and employees for $3M under the protection of an NDA, which she broke.

God save Vince McMahon
 
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This Kross fella is quite fit, strong arms and masc. I’d let him take me for malts.

He must be a bit of a dud career-wise however, if as he says he’s been at this game for twenty years and most of us normals have never heard of him, while the smaller uglier AJ Styles is a global star.

He ought to give up and get a normal sensible job, like ultra handsome Fandango builds and flips houses now. Or be like Batista and ‘act’ in rubbish movies.
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The DMAN has never watched him wrestle, but he strikes him as the kinda dude who simply isn't as good as he thinks he is, or is almost as good as he thinks he is, but is way too stupid or boring to actually succeed.

The only smart career move he ever made was hooking up with Scarlet, who at one time was one of the hottest bitches on the entire planet. Especially right before and after she was in TNA Impact doing that sexy gimmick. Since then, she's lost her figure, got face implants, and looks retarded. She also seems to think that she has wrestling experience even though her only experience was squeezing her fat ass into lingerie and wrestling in it.
 
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Can't believe no one's mentioned Stone Cold crashing his ATV into the barrier and freaking out that lady standing in the front row into a hissy fit...

‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin sends woman flying after driving ATV into WrestleMania barrier

Add another three count to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin's WrestleMania resume.
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No more Stone Cold ATV entrances going forward, I'd imagine...
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Fuck that old bitch. That would of been a highlight for me. Her delayed fall is annoying. There was another accident with a cart where a dumb bitch jumped in front of it to see Rey Mysterios kid.
 
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The DMAN has never watched him wrestle, but he strikes him as the kinda dude who simply isn't as good as he thinks he is, or is almost as good as he thinks he is, but is way too stupid or boring to actually succeed.

The only smart career move he ever made was hooking up with Scarlet, who at one time was one of the hottest bitches on the entire planet. Especially right before and after she was in TNA Impact doing that sexy gimmick. Since then, she's lost her figure, got face implants, and looks retarded. She also seems to think that she has wrestling experience even though her only experience was squeezing her fat ass into lingerie and wrestling in it.
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I just looked her up, bitch looks like modern day Zac Effron
 
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