2925 WrestleMania thread

[Long Island Clan]

Better than any of the promos at WrestleMania. Sam is a deer in the headlights too -- he knows he should run with it but the HHH would fire him.

That was fucking awesome though. For anyone who didn't watch WM, the dude complaining didn't wrestle on the card. His sole purpose was to convince AJ Styles to use brass knuckles during his match, and AJ punched him once and that was it. Dude was on the show for 15 seconds.

Sam doesn't know how to strike when the irons hot. The OPSTAR was happy to play the heel, generating heat, while is colleagues went over. Sam needs to simp for Logan and be the snarky snake that he really is. Stop playing the mutual announcer/Fan thats just happy to be there and take a shot. I know you read this forum Sam so just go heel and grow your ugly hair back to get a more unique look.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The advertised 'roast' of Mania (when did they start doing this?) didn't air, and the subsequent drama has ruffled plenty of neckbeard feathers.

Apparently a few of the talents and certain invited comics used Yuma that was too off-colour and off-brand for either WWE or Netflix to tolerate.


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How do you roast fake characters?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

How do you roast fake characters?

You’re asking how a roast works?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You’re asking how a roast works?

I’m just wondering about how you could be like, “Triple H lost a ladder match and his wife lost a bra and panties match…with a man!” Wrestling isn’t real so I just don’t see the point of doing a roast. There’s no bite or reality.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I’m just wondering about how you could be like, “Triple H lost a ladder match and his wife lost a bra and panties match…with a man!” Wrestling isn’t real so I just don’t see the point of doing a roast. There’s no bite or reality.

My guess would be that it’s a lot of references. Probably a lot of McMahon jokes and stories about the actual real part of it. I mean, they’ve done entire series at this point about shit that happens behind the scenes. If it’s all new faggots though there probably isn’t anything good tobehonestwitya. Whipping your dick out and twirling it around as Brock Lesnar spears someone on a private jet is apparently frowned upon now by these faggots.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

The roast jokes were about people's legitimate divorces and plastic surgery, and drunk driving convictions and such. Wrestling is gay/lame and I understand why people make fun of it, but I really don't understand the obsession with harping on it being "fake". They use shit from real life sometimes, and everyone who watches is aware of this. Nobody's mind is blown by saying that it's fake.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

The roast jokes were about people's legitimate divorces and plastic surgery, and drunk driving convictions and such. Wrestling is gay/lame and I understand why people make fun of it, but I really don't understand the obsession with harping on it being "fake". They use shit from real life sometimes, and everyone who watches is aware of this. Nobody's mind is blown by saying that it's fake.

Because there's too many psychotic retards on reddit and X who take it seriously and treat it like it's real, despite knowing that it's fake. These are the kind of faggots that think Undertaker hates gays because he gave Chris Kanyon a stiff chair shot once.

Normal people can watch wrestling and suspend their disbelief for two hours provided that there's plenty of tits and violence, and that they're not fighting over gay shit like having Paul Heyman as a manager. These modern day wrestling fans are such faggots that they obsess over it all day because they have no jobs and are likely on disability. And there taste in wrestling is total dog shit.

That's why it's fun to remind them that it's all fake and gay.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

These are the kind of faggots that think Undertaker hates gays because he gave Chris Kanyon a stiff chair shot once.

I'll bet he does though, and there's no good reason he brained Kanyon other than he was annoyed by that faggot.

 

[Udders]

I'll bet he does though, and there's no good reason he brained Kanyon other than he was annoyed by that faggot.

It could've been just because he was from Jersey.

 

[johnnynoname]

Taker is a good egg tho


He can hate whoever he wants.


I just hope he doesn’t wear a black rifle coffee shirt while calling someone a fag……….cringe

 

[nasty twp]

Taker is a good egg

Is he? Wasn't he constantly hazing other workers and abusing his power position as the High Judge of (I'm pinching the bridge of my nose saying this) Wrestlers' Court?


He's only consistently nice and sweet and caring toward Kane, and we don't even know whether current Kane is the original.

 

[Long Island Clan]

Is he? Wasn't he constantly hazing other workers and abusing his power position as the High Judge of (I'm pinching the bridge of my nose saying this) Wrestlers' Court?

He was initiated into the Order of Demolay as a young man. Biker gangs are ran by Freak-Masons. I still think he's a pretty cool guy but he'll defo take out a whistleblower exposing the dirty secrets of the biz.

 

[johnnynoname]

Is he? Wasn't he constantly hazing other workers and abusing his power position as the High Judge of (I'm pinching the bridge of my nose saying this) Wrestlers' Court?

It was a different time, BROTHER!!!

 

[Hairy Peckas]

The advertised 'roast' of Mania (when did they start doing this?) didn't air, and the subsequent drama has ruffled plenty of neckbeard feathers.

Apparently a few of the talents and certain invited comics used Yuma that was too off-colour and off-brand for either WWE or Netflix to tolerate.


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NO A JOKE ABOUT WOMENZ AND AUTISTS ONLY MAKE FUN OF WHITE MEAN OTHERWISE IT’S NOT FUNNY

 

[Long Island Clan]

I’m just wondering about how you could be like, “Triple H lost a ladder match and his wife lost a bra and panties match…with a man!” Wrestling isn’t real so I just don’t see the point of doing a roast. There’s no bite or reality.

Make fun of his nose?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Make fun of his nose?

Nice singlet, stupid.

 

[johnnynoname]

My wrestlemania roast joke:

“Jade Cargill is here. Her gimmick is an amalgamation of my xhamster search history”

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

My wrestlemania roast joke:

“Jade Cargill is here. Her gimmick is an amalgamation of my xhamster search history”

That's a long way to go to say that she looks like a man.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

amalgamation

this nigga

 

[johnnynoname]

That's a long way to go to say that she looks like a man.

I'll say this.....there are times I call my mom, and I can tell that she just got done crying

this nigga

pw3nd