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Anything funnier than watching dumb whores you know getting divorced?

nasty twp

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It's more darkly funny when it's straight men, because without their Fraus to organise and clean everything and manage their families, their lives just collapse.

Some even try cock to cope with the struggle, which if they're under 50 and/or good-looking or not fat is a marvellous side bonus. You have to time it and get them before they descend into binge-drinking paunchy twelve Pot Noodles a day sadsackery, or before they start prowling around school gates for 17 year old girls, though, it's a fine art and a public service if I may say.
 
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aRTie02150

STEP OFF!
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A few years ago an ex of mine decided to hit me up and see "how I was" and she eventually broke down and crying about mistakes she made. She was going through a divorce, has a retarded kid that she can't handle and was on the verge of going into a shelter. She talked about how good the times we had together were and I found her to be so pathetic that it made me cringe.

For some bizarre reason she thought I would care. I stopped talking to her the moment we broke up and I never thought of her once, like you're supposed to do.

I don't have social media, so I don't know what became of her, but it still makes me laugh that she allowed herself to get into a shitty relationship like she did.
 

TravisPickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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A few years ago an ex of mine decided to hit me up and see "how I was" and she eventually broke down and crying about mistakes she made. She was going through a divorce, has a retarded kid that she can't handle and was on the verge of going into a shelter. She talked about how good the times we had together were and I found her to be so pathetic that it made me cringe.

For some bizarre reason she thought I would care. I stopped talking to her the moment we broke up and I never thought of her once, like you're supposed to do.

I don't have social media, so I don't know what became of her, but it still makes me laugh that she allowed herself to get into a shitty relationship like she did.
lol she was really hoping you were going to be a ghost of cucks past
 
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A few years ago an ex of mine decided to hit me up and see "how I was" and she eventually broke down and crying about mistakes she made. She was going through a divorce, has a retarded kid that she can't handle and was on the verge of going into a shelter. She talked about how good the times we had together were and I found her to be so pathetic that it made me cringe.

For some bizarre reason she thought I would care. I stopped talking to her the moment we broke up and I never thought of her once, like you're supposed to do.

I don't have social media, so I don't know what became of her, but it still makes me laugh that she allowed herself to get into a shitty relationship like she did.
I had a similar thing happen a while back. A girl I fucked when I was 20 found me online, how are you, blah blah blah. Then she asked if we could talk, and I stupidly replied "uh, I guess so". She ended up marrying some Puerto Rican guy 20 years older than her, who was a career disability recipient, pumped out three kids, and got real fat. She started with the tales of woe, and the gay nostalgia, and asked me if she ever bailed on the PR could she come back to the area and stay with me, and I was like "what are you, nuts?". I pretty much just laughed, and she got all pissy, like we had some retarded eternal bond because she used to be super hot a million years ago. It was all really cringey. Supposedly, she croaked a few years later, or so I heard.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Plutonium Jones: Radioactive Black Guy
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It's more darkly funny when it's straight men, because without their Fraus to organise and clean everything and manage their families, their lives just collapse.

Some even try cock to cope with the struggle, which if they're under 50 and/or good-looking or not fat is a marvellous side bonus. You have to time it and get them before they descend into binge-drinking paunchy twelve Pot Noodles a day sadsackery, or before they start prowling around school gates for 17 year old girls, though, it's a fine art and a public service if I may say.
Lol gays and bulldykes are all kind of brazenly predatory towards decent looking straights and then whine if you state that fact. I have a dyke cousin who since highschool has had multiple different little confused hoodrats who aren't lesbians that she gets addicted to hard drugs and then fucks them and pimps them out and uses them as a source of income for a while and then gets new ones once she's thoroughly destroyed their futures. She's like DMX in that movie Never Die Alone. She's an evil monster lol.
 
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A few years ago an ex of mine decided to hit me up and see "how I was" and she eventually broke down and crying about mistakes she made. She was going through a divorce, has a retarded kid that she can't handle and was on the verge of going into a shelter. She talked about how good the times we had together were and I found her to be so pathetic that it made me cringe.

For some bizarre reason she thought I would care. I stopped talking to her the moment we broke up and I never thought of her once, like you're supposed to do.

I don't have social media, so I don't know what became of her, but it still makes me laugh that she allowed herself to get into a shitty relationship like she did.
Why didn’t you insert? You wouldn’t have even had to use a condom
 
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