"Civilian" who picked up Rick's chairs reaches out to him on Craigslist to arrange their return (☢️Pig Sperg-out Warning☢️)

[Suetonius]

The thought of Rick getting these back and having them chained up like slaves.

 

[Opesterino]

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I can't help but to laugh at the thought of those chairs being like Forest Gump now. Photoshopped into famous places / scenes throughout history. lol fucking rick sucks.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

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Can you do the photo of Dan and Flavia sitting by the pool?

 

[Guest]

You know full well the people fucking with him responding to his new adverts are making him angry at the actual random people who took them. He will try and press charges for something with a nominal value of 2 dollars.

 

[wbgreen]

I can't help but to laugh at the thought of those chairs being like Forest Gump now. Photoshopped into famous places / scenes throughout history. lol fucking rick sucks.

The Sisterhood of the Fat's Guy Cardboard Seats

 

[fricklefrackle]

Photoshop Annabelle by the chairs and send him: "you'll never see any of us again".

Have at it.

 

[Imager]

It's also a tactic admission that he doesn't have any real friends. Who doesn't know someone with a pickup or SUV that'd be willing to spend a half hour helping you out? Especially when it's such a bizarre situation like this.

Nice tacit, stupid.

 

[JamesJCrowe]

Big Fat Rick misses the football like Charlie Brown again. He just can't stop holding L's

 

[Guest]

 

[RickReternal]

He just posted on Craigslist again 15 minutes ago. I don't think my ribs can take anymore...

PLEASE RETURN OUR ADIRONDACK CHAIRS - free stuff - craigslist

If you responded to the Craigslist ad offering free handmade Adirondack chairs in an alley off N Oakland Ave at just after 7pm, May 14th, you were tricked by criminal stlakers into stealing our...

milwaukee.craigslist.org

Did it get taken down again?

 

[Guest]

Did it get taken down again?

Nope, looking at it right now

 

[Turry]

"Yeah dangerous criminal stlakers did this. I'm sure you want to get involved instead of just ignoring my ad and dumping those stupid chairs."

Just call it a prank you fat idiot.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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Turned my ribs into borscht.

 

[Turry]

They take reports very seriously on craigslist. No questions asked - it goes down immediately if you flag it.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[FranksWirecutters]

They take reports very seriously on craigslist. No questions asked - it goes down immediately if you flag it.

But then how would he get his chairs back?

 

[DominusOdium]

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Well my ribs have been invaded

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

I guess he won't be 'sunning his lizard' any time soon. Sad! Fat!

 

[DominusOdium]

Wait a minute. I've never seen a cop car made for transporting large, bulky items. They'd have to send one of those police vans when you need to arrest 8+ people. Awkwardly shove them in the back then turn on the sirens and race to N Oakland. Only to be screamed at by Patrick for not finding the culprits and told you're getting added to the lawsuit.

Anybody who has ever actually had shit stolen knows how little interest the cops have in it. I tracked down a bike stolen off my property, gave them all the relevant info and still had to go to the address of the person reselling it myself then call the police and say it was going to turn into a thing.

They don't have a big Santa sled for stolen item returns and have bigger issues.

 

[CruisinColin]

I guess he won't be 'sunning his lizard' any time soon. Sad! Fat!

That's sicko code for having your cock and balls out in public. Pat is disgusting.