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Here’s the original tweet with a video of the dwaggie. Gnarly sounding growls too.
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Elderly alcoholic with heart condition claims he wakes up at 3 am every morning to walk the dog
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Here’s the original tweet with a video of the dwaggie. Gnarly sounding growls too.
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lol it's gonna be fun when that dog's ten times the size in a couple months and still snarling and biting everything.
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Whatever makes Nana not fall over and break her hip in the middle of the night and then blame the coloreds. But if she starts saying "hi dawgie!" or livestreams it taking a shit...
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Anyone that has a dog that you need to be warned about before coming over is a faggot, Chivester.
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Good thing they don't ever have any guests over then.
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LOL sure Nana. Taking the dog outside while you're boozing and tweeting til dawn isn't "waking up for walks". He's just so incredibly full of shit.
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He never went to bed. He was already awake playing call of duty and fn tweeting.
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It's easily going to become the alpha dog in the house and ruin their lives
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The fact that he has no rigid schedule is the first reason this whole dog thing is fucking doomed. He's going to be absolutely shocked at how much destruction this fucking thing can cause the first time he leaves it alone in the house.
World's cutest killer, look at his darling little hop over the door frame after he gurgles and mauls his toy.
If I were Ant & Missy I'd be showering Dallas with love & treats on the hour, as goodwill insurance for if/when he goes berserk out of boredom and genetic programming (neither his fault, poor baby) and tries to savage the nearest living creature to death.
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He's lying. You don't take a puppy that size out for 'walks'. They have no idea what a 'walk' is and hop around or chew the leash or just sit down. I'd be surprised if he was even able to put a harness on it without it freaking out.
What's actually happening is that Anthony is still awake at 3am boozing and goes out into the back yard with it. They both take a piss on the lawn and Anthony sits down to rage tweet while the puppy runs around. He passes out and Butch Missy finds them both in a puddle of urine.
What's actually happening is that Anthony is still awake at 3am boozing and goes out into the back yard with it. They both take a piss on the lawn and Anthony sits down to rage tweet while the puppy runs around. He passes out and Butch Missy finds them both in a puddle of urine.
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I’m sure Missy totally isn’t being a raging cunt about being woken up at 3 am. What’s she gonna do about it? Unplug the dog’s internet? He’s leaving to do his Florida gig tomorrow, which means she has to wake her ass up to take the dog out while he’s gone.
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Haha joke is he’s already awake at 3am, playing games, scrolling on socials to find you know nigger war crimes, watching Fox or just drinking and suppressing his urge to suck a dick
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so Anthony names the dog after a man he had a crush on.
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They're training their dog to expect a 3AM piss walk every night. Do they think in six months or a year the dog will suddenly "grow out of" its nightly 3AM stroll? This is such an age-old tale. Retard gets adorable puppy/kitten/alligator baby, retard gets bored as soon as matures, puppy/kitten/alligator baby becomes unwanted adult pet, retard makes cheap excuses and blames the pet. Except it's usually a young child, not an elderly swishy fairy.
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My dog cried in his for at least a month or two, I had to stay up and cuddle him to sleep in the small hours quite a few times (in retrospect he left his Mum a bit too early). At least there was no danger of him biting or turning on me.
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Those dogs have a crazy high prey drive. Kiss the cat goodbye.
I thought Missy killed both of the ornamental faggot cats anyway.
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I was about to say that I thought his two cats both past when he was staying in NYC and she was living in the spec house.
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Enjoy the crate crying for at least a few months, Anthony. In some dogs, it never goes away. Hope he's stocked up on earplugs. Honestly his best bet with a dog that rambunctious is to get a second dog. They grow up together and tire each other out and there's less chance of them shredding things around the house when you're not home or losing their shit in the crate. Less separation anxiety. He won't do that, though, and one day he'll come home to a dead cat and his WWII memorabilia destroyed.