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Ever Google someone from your childhood and immediately regretted it?

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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Sorry, HHster, maybe you’ve missed it. I have been calling Gabe out for his repressed homosexuality for at least a couple of months now. His name is Gabe, and he loves cowboys bending his back in half. It’s why one of his greatest regrets is not buying some weird sex toy that inverts you or something. To “help” his back.
I've been calling him the Blowjob Queen for two fucking years. I made photoshops. You're just a fucking biter.
 

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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You're just a fucking biter.
Says the ankle biter. You’re a shih-tzu. An asian lap dog. When you were calling Gabe a blow job queen, you were just being a fake sasster. No gumption. Go back to your nostalgia thread and think about why it’s just you and the scatster reminiscing. I like you fellas but, what are you doing?
 

Not Child.

Jackie Singh + Patrick Tomlinson >litcrit ppl
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Says the ankle biter. You’re a shih-tzu. An asian lap dog. When you were calling Gabe a blow job queen, you were just being a fake sasster. No gumption. Go back to your nostalgia thread and think about why it’s just you and the scatster reminiscing. I like you fellas but, what are you doing?
Boqposting relics...they just cant swallow the fact this is boq country now, even the admin is cowering ever since I found out his ex wife's deets.
 

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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Boqposting relics...they just cant swallow the fact this is boq country now, even the admin is cowering ever since I found out his ex wife's deets.
It’s been nearly a full year of sassterdom and look at what’s happened, Boqster. When it started, half of my Boq posts were making fun of you, half making fun of them. You know, being funny on a faggot comedy forum. Then I started pointing out how they mimic you (Libanites needing their master). I got so brazen I told them a year ago why this would fail, unironically. Of course they didn’t listen. Even though I was hoping they would. Why they want to prove #Afrika2025 right is beyond me.
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I will say, making the Jewster cower because he can’t palm a basketball is hilarious beyond belief. Out of all of the challenges he provoked the Boqster with, and reciprocated (copying his master), that’s what did him in. A basketball. Poor Jewster. Just not meant to compete in sports or battle.
 

ThePepsiColaRapist

Dan doesn’t have a penis. I. Do.
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yes. I went to school with this dude from 3rd to 6th grade who was clearly a sex offender. He would touch girls and make a big deal about smelling his hand. He would wear a snowsuit, everyday, from November to March. Smelled like shit. Literally, smelled like shit. Rumor was he fucked his younger brother.
Googled him about a decade ago.
He's in prison for diddling a 12 year old girl
 

Dennyislife

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One of my school buddies killed himself and his girlfriend in a drink driving accident and I googled it to find out more as at the time of the death I swear I just knew it as a car crash. I went to the funeral etc and the girls mother became a campaigner for raising the age limit young drivers can have passengers or something.

Reading about her younger daughter crying when learning to drive as she was so traumatised by it all bummed me out and now I can't really recall many memories of my pal without thinking about it.
 
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Queefer Sutherland

Fix me, Josh!
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I grew up in a nice neighborhood, so I when I Google people they're usually posing with their families, but look fat as shit. I know it has to eat them up inside. They have a family, but know they peaked in high school or college and now have to deal with the fact that I will retire 15-20 years before they do.

On a side note, I check the obituaries every year for shits and giggles.
 

Not Child.

Jackie Singh + Patrick Tomlinson >litcrit ppl
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When I was in Saudi there was these Arab kids who lived away from our residential compound that I used to play football with...this one kid thought he was "a star" and had a real ego on him. Spoke arabic with a Saudi accent...One time I accidentally smashed the soccer ball into his face, and the whole match he was kicking the ball hard as he can my way to return the favor and never got me, but too pussy to fight me.

Anyway I see a soccer game on tv between Al-Nassr and Al-Ittihad...and his brother is a defender in Al-Nassr. He also got concussed hard by this striker named Ahmed Bahja knocking heads with him during a corner kick. This was the same day I was playing against his lil bro:

Well what do you know, there's footage of it:



I also found out he wasnt even Saudi, but a Palestinian born in Saudi.
 

Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
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A bitch I had a middle school fling with ended up doing fortune telling on fiver, still would though.
 
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