Ever Google someone from your childhood and immediately regretted it?

[Turry]

Sorry, HHster, maybe you’ve missed it. I have been calling Gabe out for his repressed homosexuality for at least a couple of months now. His name is Gabe, and he loves cowboys bending his back in half. It’s why one of his greatest regrets is not buying some weird sex toy that inverts you or something. To “help” his back.

I've been calling him the Blowjob Queen for two fucking years. I made photoshops. You're just a fucking biter.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

You're just a fucking biter.

Says the ankle biter. You’re a shih-tzu. An asian lap dog. When you were calling Gabe a blow job queen, you were just being a fake sasster. No gumption. Go back to your nostalgia thread and think about why it’s just you and the scatster reminiscing. I like you fellas but, what are you doing?

 

[Not Child.]

Says the ankle biter. You’re a shih-tzu. An asian lap dog. When you were calling Gabe a blow job queen, you were just being a fake sasster. No gumption. Go back to your nostalgia thread and think about why it’s just you and the scatster reminiscing. I like you fellas but, what are you doing?

Boqposting relics...they just cant swallow the fact this is boq country now, even the admin is cowering ever since I found out his ex wife's deets.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Boqposting relics...they just cant swallow the fact this is boq country now, even the admin is cowering ever since I found out his ex wife's deets.

It’s been nearly a full year of sassterdom and look at what’s happened, Boqster. When it started, half of my Boq posts were making fun of you, half making fun of them. You know, being funny on a faggot comedy forum. Then I started pointing out how they mimic you (Libanites needing their master). I got so brazen I told them a year ago why this would fail, unironically. Of course they didn’t listen. Even though I was hoping they would. Why they want to prove #Afrika2025 right is beyond me.

I will say, making the Jewster cower because he can’t palm a basketball is hilarious beyond belief. Out of all of the challenges he provoked the Boqster with, and reciprocated (copying his master), that’s what did him in. A basketball. Poor Jewster. Just not meant to compete in sports or battle.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

yes. I went to school with this dude from 3rd to 6th grade who was clearly a sex offender. He would touch girls and make a big deal about smelling his hand. He would wear a snowsuit, everyday, from November to March. Smelled like shit. Literally, smelled like shit. Rumor was he fucked his younger brother.
Googled him about a decade ago.
He's in prison for diddling a 12 year old girl

 

[Dennyislife]

One of my school buddies killed himself and his girlfriend in a drink driving accident and I googled it to find out more as at the time of the death I swear I just knew it as a car crash. I went to the funeral etc and the girls mother became a campaigner for raising the age limit young drivers can have passengers or something.

Reading about her younger daughter crying when learning to drive as she was so traumatised by it all bummed me out and now I can't really recall many memories of my pal without thinking about it.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

I grew up in a nice neighborhood, so I when I Google people they're usually posing with their families, but look fat as shit. I know it has to eat them up inside. They have a family, but know they peaked in high school or college and now have to deal with the fact that I will retire 15-20 years before they do.

On a side note, I check the obituaries every year for shits and giggles.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

A guy who used to buy weed from me went hunting with his father, and shot him in the back. Then he tried to kill himself with pills and booze, but crashed his car into a ditch and only passed out. The cops found him, and now he's in prison somewhere in New England.

He will enjoy it, stlaker.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I grew up in a nice neighborhood, so I when I Google people they're usually posing with their families, but look fat as shit. I know it has to eat them up inside. They have a family, but know they peaked in high school or college

Some people never peak ever.
They could always be me.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I'm my 20s I fucked around with this girl who was a little older than me. I just looked her ass up on Facebook recently and she's an old fucking lady now!

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I'm my 20s I fucked around with this girl who was a little older than me. I just looked her ass up on Facebook recently and she's an old fucking lady now!

Old school friend of mine's younger sister looks like she's in her 40s now.

I mean, she is but she looks it too.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Old school friend of mine's younger sister looks like she's in her 40s now.

I mean, she is but she looks it too.

This bitch is probably 45 now. She's got grey hair, she's heavy now - it's a real mess. I'm glad I got it when the getting was good. Some dope put a ring on it past her prime.

 

[eggfella]

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were you the guy who made it originally? can’t remember who it was. brilliant work if so

 

[Rick Roblinson]

@DanFielding made it

 

[Not Child.]

When I was in Saudi there was these Arab kids who lived away from our residential compound that I used to play football with...this one kid thought he was "a star" and had a real ego on him. Spoke arabic with a Saudi accent...One time I accidentally smashed the soccer ball into his face, and the whole match he was kicking the ball hard as he can my way to return the favor and never got me, but too pussy to fight me.

Anyway I see a soccer game on tv between Al-Nassr and Al-Ittihad...and his brother is a defender in Al-Nassr. He also got concussed hard by this striker named Ahmed Bahja knocking heads with him during a corner kick. This was the same day I was playing against his lil bro:

Well what do you know, there's footage of it:



I also found out he wasnt even Saudi, but a Palestinian born in Saudi.

 

[Not Child.]

Oops meant Ahmed Bahja kicked him in his face. This guy lived like a block from me, lol

 

[Racist Google Intern]

A bitch I had a middle school fling with ended up doing fortune telling on fiver, still would though.

 

[nasty twp]

When I was in Saudi there was these Arab kids who lived away from our residential compound that I used to play football with...this one kid thought he was "a star" and had a real ego on him. Spoke arabic with a Saudi accent...One time I accidentally smashed the soccer ball into his face, and the whole match he was kicking the ball hard as he can my way to return the favor and never got me, but too pussy to fight me.

Anyway I see a soccer game on tv between Al-Nassr and Al-Ittihad...and his brother is a defender in Al-Nassr. He also got concussed hard by this striker named Ahmed Bahja knocking heads with him during a corner kick. This was the same day I was playing against his lil bro:

Well what do you know, there's footage of it:



I also found out he wasnt even Saudi, but a Palestinian born in Saudi.

Saudi League has been going for over a decade? Didn't realise. Thought they'd just invented it sometime several years ago to launder money, and make mugs of the Jordan Hendersons in this world (just kidding Hendo, stick it in my top corners anytime)

A bitch I had a middle school fling with ended up doing fortune telling on fiver, still would though.

If you do smash her back doors in again, bung her a few quid as well and ask her if she can tell what the final fates of O&A&J shall be. I mean, it's easy to predict and we're all probably right in our guesses, so if nothing else it'll test how good her Mystic Meg skills are.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

I just did.

Googled an old friend I used to play Halo 2 with back in the day. Immediately an article pops up about his brother killing both of their parents.

I don't think I'm gonna try to rekindle an old friendship now...

Sounds like he could use the friend. I'd go ahead if I was you.

 

[victor_sanchez]

You're so bad...