Ever Google someone from your childhood and immediately regretted it?

[Mr. Fuck]

Yeah, one guy I distanced myself from for becoming a crazy drug addict as a teenager wound up ODing six years later, and I only found out like five years after the fact from randomly looking him up.

That's it really, nobody I grew up with wound up especially successful or well off.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

One time I was playing Madden and I saw that this stinky Samoan kid I sat next to during math in 7th grade played for the Chargers.

Was it that Nigerian kid that became a defensive tackle and went to Montere hights?

 

[bumbum8]

Yeah I remember looking up a kid a grade younger than me I was cool with and he had murdered his wife and just took their baby to her parents' house hours away. Never said a word, not even at trial. His mugshot was fucking frightening, like he wasn't even human anymore. I remember her parents were still begging him to at least say why he did it and he never said a word.

He was the life of the party when we were growing up. It makes no sense at all.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Dude I went to high school with got shot to death by police. It was weird because he had no history of mental illness and no drugs were in his system but was pulled over in the freeway waving a tire iron at them. He was always a one of those kinda laid back dudes and apparently was doing well in the family business

 

[aRTie02150]

Dude I went to high school with got shot to death by police. It was weird because he had no history of mental illness and no drugs were in his system but was pulled over in the freeway waving a tire iron at them. He was always a one of those kinda laid back dudes and apparently was doing well in the family business

Maybe he didn't know how to change a tire and was embarrassed so attacked the cop who he thought was gonna make fun of him.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Maybe he didn't know how to change a tire and was embarrassed so attacked the cop who he thought was gonna make fun of him.

He felt like a ninny.

I think he was part Brazilian, so possibly

 

[johnnynoname]

He felt like a ninny.

I think he was part Brazilian, so possibly

He was both.

I know because he said: “ I doe know these guys but sometimes I want go to heem, and give the kees “

 

[johnnynoname]

That’s how he talks btw

 

[HotAnus]

I fought a little fella in high school. He ran away and they found him like 3 months later hanging out with truckers in Ohio. I realized years later that meant he was getting fucked by grown men, likely a few fans of da show :sniff:

Anyway, about a decade ago he killed his dad, tried to cut him up with an axe, and then wrapped his mangled body in a carpet and threw it in a ditch by a golf course on the Main Line. Not nice!!!

Dude... what a picture.. a tiny fella mincing into the truck lot swinging his fat ass side to side yelling 'Hole For Sale!! DIRT CHEAP!'. Truckers pouring out if the Love's Resturaunt and falling out of thier cabs to get first dibs. After finishing them all off, he gets dropped off at home in an 18 wheeler and calmly walks into he and his dad's double wide, ass full of jizz and piss, and buries an axe in his head.

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

Dude... what a picture.. a tiny fella mincing into the truck lot swinging his fat ass side to side yelling 'Hole For Sale!! DIRT CHEAP!'. Truckers pouring out if the Love's Resturaunt and falling out of thier cabs to get first dibs. After finishing them all off, he gets dropped off at home in an 18 wheeler and calmly walks into he and his dad's double wide, ass full of jizz and piss, and buries an axe in his head.

Some of these details are clearly incorrect but it doesn't matter.