Facebook marketplace for all your fresh sexed needs

[captain_kamala]

Why spend $35 to get exactly what you want from a reputable source when you could just drive across the state for a 50/50 shot?
I hope she ends up with pigeons

 

[Sue Lightning]

Maybe save some money so you dont have to hock garbage online instead of buying ducks, dumb bitch

 

[Spook]

Joe'll be dead in less than a year.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

Ade would be so proud of Pats parsley and peppers garden out back of the hovel.

 

[Troy Maclure]

I was hoping this thread would be something else

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I can't tell you how much I love these marketplace threads

 

[fricklefrackle]

I hope she ends up with males and they rape all her chickens to death.

 

[Ashcroft]

Joe'll be dead in less than a year.

She's the Black Widow of Wisconsin.

Romances fat rubes, kills em, and sells their clothes on Facebook.

 

[captain_kamala]

I was hoping this thread would be something else

Try the Heidi hildeman thread

 

[NoBacon]

 

[Barney Gumble]

Age.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You literally can legally take the ducks at the park. A big ass mallard was following me and my buddy around one day and it jumped in the car with us so we took it to his mom's farm and it never left. There's also a youtube channel I watch where the guy runs an animal rescue and he has a duck he just took from a park because it was friendly.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I hope she ends up with males and they rape all her chickens to death.

That does happen lol. Duck peckers are a lovecraftian horror.

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

I so hope Ade becomes an online duck/chicken/geese influencer like that Bama Bass guy and Rick sees it and seethes.

 

[Ashcroft]

You literally can legally take the ducks at the park. A big ass mallard was following me and my buddy around one day and it jumped in the car with us so we took it to his mom's farm and it never left. There's also a youtube channel I watch where the guy runs an animal rescue and he has a duck he just took from a park because it was friendly.

Is that my son Garbinzobeans?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

You literally can legally take the ducks at the park. A big ass mallard was following me and my buddy around one day and it jumped in the car with us so we took it to his mom's farm and it never left. There's also a youtube channel I watch where the guy runs an animal rescue and he has a duck he just took from a park because it was friendly.

There is this one invasive species, I forget what it's called but it has red flecks all over its face. You can just take them.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I so hope Ade becomes an online duck/chicken/geese influencer like that Bama Bass guy and Rick sees it and seethes.

God damn, I would kill to be an online duck/chicken influencer. I hate geese

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

God damn, I would kill to be an online duck/chicken influencer. I hate geese

That's your angle. You love ducks and chickens but are willing to commit geese genocide for clicks.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

That's your angle. You love ducks and chickens but are willing to commit geese genocide for clicks.

Holy shit!

 

[DanMullenButNormal]

Ade would be so proud of Pats parsley and peppers garden out back of the hovel.

both of them took the shortcut, pat just brought potted plants and pretends he grew it, ade just buy sexed duckling and pretend shes poultry farming