Yeah, I fucking love that guy.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Unlike you he appreciates beavers…
One day I want land that has a beaver knocking around. They’re so sweet and intelligent looking.
Good luck. They're destructive pieces of shit.
Urban Rescue Ranch is one of like 3 channels I subscribe to on Youtube. That goofy Christian retard is the most likable dude and one of the only non-faggots on the internet left. The fact he worked at Oracle or something before quitting at 24 to live in an abandoned meth den outside Waco and turn it into a petting zoo empire is like the last American success story.
He talks goofy and says zoomer shit that makes me think I shouldn't like him, but I just do. I've been following him since he was doing it out of his back yard in Pennsylvania or wherever the fuck he was and he'd have to beat Kevin over the head with a garbage can lid. I actually got sad when Big Ounce died. I'm really glad for his success. Fucker works hard.
The way he interacts with the ostriches is insane by the way. There was an ostrich farm down the road from me when I was a kid and the girl who lived there and I got in shit a couple times for chasing them around with a big stick. Her dad was like "THOSE THINGS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!"
I’m sure all the negro urine was a great fertilizer. Ade should mix some in with the duck feed.
If I had my life to do over again, and I was 22, I'd move down there to volunteer and sleep in the new loft in the garage over the reptile setup. Waking up at 3am to latrine baby raccoons would suck balls but playing with animals all day and having that goober as my boss would be PFG.
It's hilarious if he's having a bad day or going through something and you see glimpses of him getting pissed off. While he was having his new house built I remember he kept sliding little quips in that let you know he had a problem with the contractor. I remember one time they hadn't shown up for a few days and he was like "These contractors are suddenly real apathetic now that they've got all their money." Another time, his girlfriend left him and they'd previously planted a bunch of watermelons or pumpkins or something and he happened to walk by them and was like "Pumpkins are doing good. Remember when we planted the pumpkins?" and he just started smashing them and fed them to the critters. He's very goofy and golden retriever-like but I get the impression that you wouldn't want to fuck with him.
That would really be something.
It's true. They're tasty little fuckers
Park ducks are easy pickings - they're used to being fed so you can lure them with some berries and blow their little brains out with a pellet rifle. If you're lucky they'll flounder back into the pond and pump all their blood out into the reeds. Saves a step.
Just to reiterate, you only get the bounty if it was a Pasture Pet.
If you can prove that the duck was beloved and repeatedly visited/fed by local special needs then an exemption can be made.
Only one has ever been passed so far, for some stanky old crow called craig.
Great bit: take them, breed then, release more into the wild
Edit 1: nice but, stupid
I need two females.
I wouldn't mind that myself
@Josh Goodnaturedly You heard what I said? She said "I need two females" and I said I wouldn't mind that myself.
Stick your dick in it.
But really you can have them DNA tested from various sample sites. It's like $15/bird.
Since they have a cloaca, you can probably stick your finger up there to see if you feel anything poking ya. If you can wait, you can wait to see dimorphistic changes, like plumage or size.
Edit: duck cock is just them prolapsing their cloaca, so that probably doesn't work.
I guess that's scientific enough.Or you could get facebook sexing for free
Damn I hate white trash.