Happy canuck election day

[Suetonius]

Missus Terry went to drop the kid off before I left for work but we ended up running into each other at the polls. Voting in the western provinces is pretty pointless because the election is generally over with by the time the easterners count their votes but its muh civic duty to uphold democracy

Your vote matters, Turry

 

[Turry]

Your vote matters, Turry

Voting is gay but if this is our faggot system then by gum I'm going to participate

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Voting is gay but if this is our faggot system then by gum I'm going to participate

Yeah that’ll sure show them, little guy.

 

[Turry]

Yeah that’ll sure show them, little guy.

show who what

 

[Dennyislife]

Of course the guy who lost was called Pierre pepperpot or whatever.

Pierre is a posh woman's little dog name.

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

Of course the guy who lost was called Pierre pepperpot or whatever.

Pierre is a posh woman's little dog name.

Because his dad is french
You know, the people that kicked your ass in the hundred years war, eliminated you in the world cup, and fuck all your women while your hooligans rape each other with cumberland sausages (sausaggggee)

PHYSIOGNOMY CHECK

Powerful pierre dicked down a bangin latina to create an ubermensch gaulish caudillo latinx warrior

Meanwhile carney is sticks his dick in this anglo barren corpse every night

… cope, limey

 

[Not Child.]

Because his dad is french
You know, the people that kicked your ass in the hundred years war, eliminated you in the world cup, and fuck all your women while your hooligans rape each other with cumberland sausages (sausaggggee)

PHYSIOGNOMY CHECK

Powerful pierre dicked down a bangin latina to create an ubermensch gaulish caudillo latinx warrior

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Meanwhile carney is sticks his dick in this anglo barren corpse every night

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… cope, limey

Great, Canada's 1st lady is Steve Kerr in a wig.

 

[Suetonius]

Great, Canada's 1st lady is Steve Kerr in a wig.

That Steve was a real fawwkin problem for naming his kid “Nick”

 

[MYTHCHILD]

What is wrong with Canada and the UK?

They’ve been turned into dystopian poor hellholes because of liberalism and globalists and they keep voting for more of it.

Is it just because the demographic change means the natives will never have a voice again?

 

[Not Child.]

What is wrong with Canada and the UK?

They’ve been turned into dystopian poor hellholes because of liberalism and globalists and they keep voting for more of it.

Is it just because the demographic change means the natives will never have a voice again?

I voted for Carney...I got my way indeed.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Because his dad is french
You know, the people that kicked your ass in the hundred years war, eliminated you in the world cup, and fuck all your women while your hooligans rape each other with cumberland sausages (sausaggggee)

PHYSIOGNOMY CHECK

Powerful pierre dicked down a bangin latina to create an ubermensch gaulish caudillo latinx warrior

View attachment 257751

Meanwhile carney is sticks his dick in this anglo barren corpse every night

View attachment 257752


… cope, limey

 

[MonsterSteve]

LMAO what a gay ass country electing another lib when Trudeau was a complete nightmare he couldn't even finish his term. I really thought Poilievre would win in a landslide if you asked me 6 months ago. What the fuck happened?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

LMAO what a gay ass country electing another lib when Trudeau was a complete nightmare he couldn't even finish his term. I really thought Poilievre would win in a landslide if you asked me 6 months ago. What the fuck happened?

Trump

 

[Suetonius]

What is wrong with Canada and the UK?

They’ve been turned into dystopian poor hellholes because of liberalism and globalists and they keep voting for more of it.

Is it just because the demographic change means the natives will never have a voice again?

Sir, please explain who they were supposed to vote for that wasn’t a liberal and don’t say Maxime Bernier

 

[Suetonius]

LMAO what a gay ass country electing another lib when Trudeau was a complete nightmare he couldn't even finish his term. I really thought Poilievre would win in a landslide if you asked me 6 months ago. What the fuck happened?

Trump + Trudeau getting kicked out + Carney being a Chinese banker chad + PP being a swagless chud + Whole other host of Canadian politics i’m not savvy enough to know or understand

The USA would have gotten the exact same result as Canada last night if instead of pushing out Biden for Kamala we pushed out Biden for a competent guy. And instead of Trump it were JD Vance or like Jeb Bush

 

[MYTHCHILD]

I voted for Carney...I got my way indeed.

Well yeah, you’re not a native.

 

[MYTHCHILD]

Sir, please explain who they were supposed to vote for that wasn’t a liberal and don’t say Maxime Bernier

I’m talking wider picture, why haven’t they got any non liberal candidates? Even now they still go for the maximum shit choice. It’s insane.

 

[Not Child.]

Well yeah, you’re not a native.

Pierre Poilievre, the Canadian Conservative leader, tried to ride the populist, anti-establishment wave similar to Donald Trump. He adopted a hard-edged, anti-Trudeau tone, courted the trucker convoy types, and pushed slogans like “Axe the Tax” and “Bring it Home” — trying to ignite working-class frustration into a political movement. But here's the rub: Poilievre tried to cosplay Trump without the chaos, charisma, or original energy. It came off like a clean-shaven accountant doing a MAGA impression.

Meanwhile, Trump’s re-emergence on the world stage actually undercut Poilievre’s knock-off brand. Canadians aren’t as brashly tribal as Americans, and Trump’s re-entry reminded them what full-spectrum populism actually looks like: dangerous, polarizing, and global in impact. Canadians saw Poilievre not as a bold leader, but as someone importing American extremism, minus the spark. A milquetoaste demagogue. Ignore the Canucks here hating on jeets, you dont see it in reality/the outside.

Worse, Poilievre lacked Trump’s working-class mythology. Trump, for all his gold toilets, talked like a blue-collar guy. Poilievre? Career politician. Polished. Bookish. He tried to wear populism like a rented costume, and Canadians could smell the cosplay.

So when Trump reasserted dominance — legally embattled, but still magnetically present — it made Poilievre’s act seem hollow. Trump poured cold water on it just by being himself. The original always outshines the imitation, especially when the imitation is Canadian and cautious.

 

[Bam's Feet]

Jack meat lmao

 

[MYTHCHILD]

Pierre Poilievre, the Canadian Conservative leader, tried to ride the populist, anti-establishment wave similar to Donald Trump. He adopted a hard-edged, anti-Trudeau tone, courted the trucker convoy types, and pushed slogans like “Axe the Tax” and “Bring it Home” — trying to ignite working-class frustration into a political movement. But here's the rub: Poilievre tried to cosplay Trump without the chaos, charisma, or original energy. It came off like a clean-shaven accountant doing a MAGA impression.

Meanwhile, Trump’s re-emergence on the world stage actually undercut Poilievre’s knock-off brand. Canadians aren’t as brashly tribal as Americans, and Trump’s re-entry reminded them what full-spectrum populism actually looks like: dangerous, polarizing, and global in impact. Canadians saw Poilievre not as a bold leader, but as someone importing American extremism, minus the spark. A milquetoaste demagogue. Ignore the Canucks here hating on jeets, you dont see it in reality/the outside.

Worse, Poilievre lacked Trump’s working-class mythology. Trump, for all his gold toilets, talked like a blue-collar guy. Poilievre? Career politician. Polished. Bookish. He tried to wear populism like a rented costume, and Canadians could smell the cosplay.

So when Trump reasserted dominance — legally embattled, but still magnetically present — it made Poilievre’s act seem hollow. Trump poured cold water on it just by being himself. The original always outshines the imitation, especially when the imitation is Canadian and cautious.

I don’t care remotely enough about Canada to appreciate any of that context so I’ll take your word for it, but you desperately need a no nonsense real conservative to run on a platform of brazen Indian hatred.