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That's a no from me, funster.don't rape her
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That's a no from me, funster.don't rape her
¡¡ Tu eres MUY punctualo !!Finally a good thread,
Yes, all the fucking time,
In 12 different countries, I lost count at over 300 different chicks. Probably 350ish now.
Its insane how guys would rather jerk their own dick instead of putting it in a pussy.
protestant social conditioning has buckbroken men.
What a loser paying for pussy is for losers!
Whatever, nobody gives a shit, youre gone forever in 40 or so years, enjoy ur xvideos.
The upper upper classes thrive on pros, diplomats, politicians, celebs, look at the listings for whores at last years davos conference.
$500 an hour mininum.
Robert. Kraft massage parlor etc.
because they prioritize time over money, why spend hours charming your way into a 6 at the bar when you can pay and fuck an 8.
Youll end up paying either way with your time.
Because “elite” know the puritanical morality laws are a farce to keep marriage rates up, which is ironic, because its done the opposite, and the bible explicitly states that a man should go to a wench to empty his balls so that a virtuous married woman isnt corrupted and adultery isnt committed.
Whores exist for our playzure.
I saw two last week (currently in colombia).
Ill even see them when in a relationship/fwb, because everyone knows women will think its funny just to withhold pussy.
Not to mention when i do see non-pros, im basically a sex god, because when you can make a half jap half italian brothel hooker in liberdade,sao paolo cum in 10 minutes just through licking the clit, the world is your oyster.
If you are afraid of seeing a hooker,
Im sorry, you might be an npc like this guy:
No wonder you love “f for family” and “archer” you npc flyover FUCK.
Never had even the slightest inkling of an std, and ive gone raw and had condoms break from rio to cancun.
If you ever do actually get the clap or syphillis (not likely unless its a crackhead or nigger), its gone in a week with an antibiotic.
Ironically the only time i got anything on my dick waswhen i was too lazy to clean my fleshlight for two weeks, a bacterial wart popped up on my shaft and i got rid of it with apple vinegar in 3 days.
And everyone knows aids is a hetero myth.
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Imagine jerking off to some shitty porn instead of having her sit on your face for a hundo.
That Nicholas Sparks romance, Picklester.The times I did the deed...
Blonde with big tits, fairly routine fuck. Titjob, Doggy, rough head, etc. Chinese girl, skullfucked her for probably 20 minutes straight, she kept getting up and doing lines in the washroom and washing the spit off of her face.
Yeah...nothing fancy.
Whoremongering in Colombia seems fun, until it isn't.
Enjoy getting scopalamina'd, funster
Lmao you think when you "order" a woman online she is a kindergarten teacher fresh from getting tested at a clinic? I guess you know more about it than me, but as the great judge Marilyn Milian said....seems a little far fetched
NiceProbably spent over 18 months here in 5 cities since 2016, never even had a close call, (though i had to empty out my wallet and give a cop $240 so he wouldnt take me to colombian prison over 6 grams of coke), but yea scopalmine it is a yuuuuge problem.
It’s mostly for marks, think about a dumb nigger or that dorky kid in hs that sees a tiktok about colombian women, they think theyll be a sex god, and get played.
80% of the time it’s on tinder, hood girls that work for the cartel, fake eyelashes, tatted, etc “a bad bitch” for them, they put the powder in his drink and he wakes up dead or blackedout with no recollection and bank accounts drained.
There is zero need for dating apps though, go to any mall (theyre everywhere) and there are dozens of girls that could rush for a top tier sec sorority looks wise that drop their panties on the second date.
“soy americano” boom game set match
They never fuck on the first, idk cultural thing
Lol im not naive, hyperbole, but im saying theyre nowhere near methheads like heidi or low class skanks, they have IG’s you can check, verified reviews, you facetime them, etc.
i probably have like 50 different strains of hpv/low tier std but if i died tomorrow id have no regrets.
Cumming in a 9+ chick is like shaking hands with god, where as for the most part good fucking luck picking up a solid 9 in a normal setting in the states unless ur famous like fat fuck gillis.
I have also never told anyone about this in real life for obvious reasons.
Seeing her tomorrow:
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You’re fawking killing it today. I’m one of the rubes you described but we keep an open mind here. No judgment, nothing but love my brotherProbably spent over 18 months here in 5 cities since 2016, never even had a close call, (though i had to empty out my wallet and give a cop $240 so he wouldnt take me to colombian prison over 6 grams of coke), but yea scopalmine it is a yuuuuge problem.
It’s mostly for marks, think about a dumb nigger or that dorky kid in hs that sees a tiktok about colombian women, they think theyll be a sex god, and get played.
80% of the time it’s on tinder, hood girls that work for the cartel, fake eyelashes, tatted, etc “a bad bitch” for them, they put the powder in his drink and he wakes up dead or blackedout with no recollection and bank accounts drained.
There is zero need for dating apps though, go to any mall (theyre everywhere) and there are dozens of girls that could rush for a top tier sec sorority looks wise that drop their panties on the second date.
“soy americano” boom game set match
They never fuck on the first, idk cultural thing
Lol im not naive, hyperbole, but im saying theyre nowhere near methheads like heidi or low class skanks, they have IG’s you can check, verified reviews, you facetime them, etc.
i probably have like 50 different strains of hpv/low tier std but if i died tomorrow id have no regrets.
Cumming in a 9+ chick is like shaking hands with god, where as for the most part good fucking luck picking up a solid 9 in a normal setting in the states unless ur famous like fat fuck gillis.
I have also never told anyone about this in real life for obvious reasons.
Seeing her tomorrow:
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I’m sure you could afford Heidi Hildeman.No but only because I don't want them to have money.
Not a fucking chance in hell he will.Nice
Post nudes tmrw
Nice
Post nudes tmrw
SAY CHEEEEESE!!!!! Why are you crying?!? My online friends want to see you!!Not a fucking chance in hell he will.
No disrespect, but wasn’t your wife an escort before you guys met?
Was that my story of falling for a fatty who I brought BBQ? Came inside her the day we matched, then went down on her while she laid back on the couch eating it?I still remember the story some brotherman told where he fucked some big fat tittied bitch in a hotel room for basically a bucket of chicken. She just wanted him to order her a bunch of food instead of money.
Based Passportbro. Living the God's life. You work remotely from there?Probably spent over 18 months here in 5 cities since 2016, never even had a close call, (though i had to empty out my wallet and give a cop $240 so he wouldnt take me to colombian prison over 6 grams of coke), but yea scopalmine it is a yuuuuge problem.
It’s mostly for marks, think about a dumb nigger or that dorky kid in hs that sees a tiktok about colombian women, they think theyll be a sex god, and get played.
80% of the time it’s on tinder, hood girls that work for the cartel, fake eyelashes, tatted, etc “a bad bitch” for them, they put the powder in his drink and he wakes up dead or blackedout with no recollection and bank accounts drained.
There is zero need for dating apps though, go to any mall (theyre everywhere) and there are dozens of girls that could rush for a top tier sec sorority looks wise that drop their panties on the second date.
“soy americano” boom game set match
They never fuck on the first, idk cultural thing
Lol im not naive, hyperbole, but im saying theyre nowhere near methheads like heidi or low class skanks, they have IG’s you can check, verified reviews, you facetime them, etc.
i probably have like 50 different strains of hpv/low tier std but if i died tomorrow id have no regrets.
Cumming in a 9+ chick is like shaking hands with god, where as for the most part good fucking luck picking up a solid 9 in a normal setting in the states unless ur famous like fat fuck gillis.
I have also never told anyone about this in real life for obvious reasons.
Seeing her tomorrow:
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If I could have her again I would bring her a chocolate lava cake or something. I’d get her nude and have her lay face down in it and eat it without using her hands while I tonguebathe her asshole and pussy. Absolutely shameful hedonic overload of her nervous systemI still remember the story some brotherman told where he fucked some big fat tittied bitch in a hotel room for basically a bucket of chicken. She just wanted him to order her a bunch of food instead of money.
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The irony of calling someone else a streetshitter while begging for nudes of whores
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