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You know what? You're fat and your hair looks like frizzy shit. I hope a dolphin bites your cunt off.You can always count on abe to contribute a barely relevant anecdote to any thread. Food? I know of a place that served food.
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You know what? You're fat and your hair looks like frizzy shit. I hope a dolphin bites your cunt off.You can always count on abe to contribute a barely relevant anecdote to any thread. Food? I know of a place that served food.
I didn't mean that. Happy Easter.You know what? You're fat and your hair looks like frizzy shit. I hope a dolphin bites your cunt off.
Seems excessive.You know what? You're fat and your hair looks like frizzy shit. I hope a dolphin bites your cunt off.
Fuck you too, I hope you get killed.Seems excessive.
You weren't wrong.I didn't mean that. Happy Easter.
Stupit bitch. I did mean it.
I didn't.
Since manatees get carved up by propellers and shit all the time and it doesn't seem to faze them, have you ever considered just cutting a chunk off one and grilling it up? It's not really immoral if they don't mind. Just say "thank you" when you do it.You weren't wrong.
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I like dropping balls of nigger hair in the water for divers to find.
No dolphins here, just manatees and sharks.
They love being abused. They're like fat girls just desperate for any attention. It's illegal to touch them but they will touch you.Since manatees get carved up by propellers and shit all the time and it doesn't seem to faze them, have you ever considered just cutting a chunk off one and grilling it up? It's not really immoral if they don't mind. Just say "thank you" when you do it.
I have a dream of farming manatees and bald eagles for meat.They love being abused. They're like fat girls just desperate for any attention. It's illegal to touch them but they will touch you.
Might be tastier than my Easter ham
Harsh but, honestly, pretty fair.Fuck you too, I hope you get killed.
You weren't wrong.
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I like dropping balls of nigger hair in the water for divers to find.
No dolphins here, just manatees and sharks.
manatees
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"Cured meat doesn't agree with my palleT'I can't wait to see Pat's rustic Italian carbonara, with diced honey ham instead of panchetta and a healthy dollop of sour cream instead of egg yolk.
*New Jersey? I was a trash cunt in New Jersey once,". This is totally relevantYou can always count on abe to contribute a barely relevant anecdote to any thread. Food? I know of a place that served food.
I think you're wrong about her being fat because @captain_kamala doesn't even eat food, she just eats pills and drinks liquor. But you are correct about her overrated hair, ESPECIALLY when she comes into MY THREAD and I'm the undisputed hair CHAMPEEN.You know what? You're fat and your hair looks like frizzy shit.
She's married to the sea (wife material). She doesn't need to impress anybody.I think you're wrong about her being fat because @captain_kamala doesn't even eat food, she just eats pills and drinks liquor. But you are correct about her overrated hair, ESPECIALLY when she comes into MY THREAD and I'm the undisputed hair CHAMPEEN.
Frizzy bullshit indeed.
I'm literally a mermaidShe's married to the sea (wife material). She doesn't need to impress anybody.
You know she can't even swim.She's married to the sea (wife material). She doesn't need to impress anybody.
She's got a dinghy and a pirate friend named Harpoon Harvey.You know she can't even swim.
This is the first post I read after getting out of the water, skin still wetYou know she can't even swim.
I had 2 dinghys until I abandoned one in key largo like a niggerShe's got a dinghy and a pirate friend named Harpoon Harvey.
Thank God for lifeguardsThis is the first post I read after getting out of the water, skin still wet
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