I'm eating chicken schnitzels with waffles

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You can always count on abe to contribute a barely relevant anecdote to any thread. Food? I know of a place that served food.

You know what? You're fat and your hair looks like frizzy shit. I hope a dolphin bites your cunt off.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You know what? You're fat and your hair looks like frizzy shit. I hope a dolphin bites your cunt off.

I didn't mean that. Happy Easter.






Stupit bitch. I did mean it.



I didn't.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

You know what? You're fat and your hair looks like frizzy shit. I hope a dolphin bites your cunt off.

Seems excessive.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Seems excessive.

Fuck you too, I hope you get killed.

 

[captain_kamala]

I didn't mean that. Happy Easter.






Stupit bitch. I did mean it.



I didn't.

You weren't wrong.

I like dropping balls of nigger hair in the water for divers to find.
No dolphins here, just manatees and sharks.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You weren't wrong.

I like dropping balls of nigger hair in the water for divers to find.
No dolphins here, just manatees and sharks.

Since manatees get carved up by propellers and shit all the time and it doesn't seem to faze them, have you ever considered just cutting a chunk off one and grilling it up? It's not really immoral if they don't mind. Just say "thank you" when you do it.

 

[captain_kamala]

Since manatees get carved up by propellers and shit all the time and it doesn't seem to faze them, have you ever considered just cutting a chunk off one and grilling it up? It's not really immoral if they don't mind. Just say "thank you" when you do it.

They love being abused. They're like fat girls just desperate for any attention. It's illegal to touch them but they will touch you.

Might be tastier than my Easter ham

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They love being abused. They're like fat girls just desperate for any attention. It's illegal to touch them but they will touch you.

Might be tastier than my Easter ham

I have a dream of farming manatees and bald eagles for meat.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Fuck you too, I hope you get killed.

Harsh but, honestly, pretty fair.

 

[fricklefrackle]

You weren't wrong.

I like dropping balls of nigger hair in the water for divers to find.
No dolphins here, just manatees and sharks.

manatees

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Sumptuous

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I can't wait to see Pat's rustic Italian carbonara, with diced honey ham instead of panchetta and a healthy dollop of sour cream instead of egg yolk.

"Cured meat doesn't agree with my palleT'

You can always count on abe to contribute a barely relevant anecdote to any thread. Food? I know of a place that served food.

*New Jersey? I was a trash cunt in New Jersey once,". This is totally relevant

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

You know what? You're fat and your hair looks like frizzy shit.

I think you're wrong about her being fat because @captain_kamala doesn't even eat food, she just eats pills and drinks liquor. But you are correct about her overrated hair, ESPECIALLY when she comes into MY THREAD and I'm the undisputed hair CHAMPEEN.

Frizzy bullshit indeed.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I think you're wrong about her being fat because @captain_kamala doesn't even eat food, she just eats pills and drinks liquor. But you are correct about her overrated hair, ESPECIALLY when she comes into MY THREAD and I'm the undisputed hair CHAMPEEN.

Frizzy bullshit indeed.

She's married to the sea (wife material). She doesn't need to impress anybody.

 

[captain_kamala]

She's married to the sea (wife material). She doesn't need to impress anybody.

I'm literally a mermaid

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

She's married to the sea (wife material). She doesn't need to impress anybody.

You know she can't even swim.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You know she can't even swim.

She's got a dinghy and a pirate friend named Harpoon Harvey.

 

[captain_kamala]

You know she can't even swim.

This is the first post I read after getting out of the water, skin still wet
Try harder

 

[captain_kamala]

She's got a dinghy and a pirate friend named Harpoon Harvey.

I had 2 dinghys until I abandoned one in key largo like a nigger

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

This is the first post I read after getting out of the water, skin still wet
Try harder

Thank God for lifeguards