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How would a livable wage even work without some sort of standardized (and subsidized) social housing.
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It's still a job. It doesn't matter who it's supposed to be for.
And you do realize that there is a dearth of jobs? I don't even know how many stories I've read from people who studied something they were told there was an endless need for only for every job listing to get hundreds if not thousands of applicants while they end up mopping the floors somewhere.
This just seems like corporate bootlicking. McDonalds made 26 billion last year alone but God forbid they pay their workers. Because you deem the job below you, those workers should be taken advantage of.
So why haven't they built the Burgertron 5000?Corporate bootlicking
Its not 1968 anymore stupid, the internet exists, theres no reason to be economically illiterate and hold the same opinions as tomlinson in 2025
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Sorry that decades of swede buckbreaking has caused you to think like a 15year old girl, le ebil corporations >:-/
Also this is why you are admittedly poor
Sounds like a good job for a broad in her 50s. I prefer dealing with a human but i have found ingenious ways to scam the self checkout system. I weigh all my fruit and vegetables as potatoes.I have a cousin in her 50s who is a Walmart cashier. She literally refers to it as her "career" and it's all she fucking talks about. It drives everyone insane and it's hard to bite my tongue. Like, all your coworkers are kids who only stick around for a couple years max. What does that tell you? Unless people have a full cart, they prefer to use the self checkout. What does that tell you? She only started working once her kids were both grown so she can pretend that she's contributing to the household and she takes it seriously to the point that it'd be laughable if it wasn't so annoying. She posts deals and shit on Facebook like fucking Walmart needs her help with promotion.
Economics is a ruse. You know very well that this banking system is no different to a casino. The house always wins.Corporate bootlicking
Its not 1968 anymore stupid, the internet exists, theres no reason to be economically illiterate and hold the same opinions as tomlinson in 2025
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Sorry that decades of swede buckbreaking has caused you to think like a 15year old girl, le ebil corporations >:-/
Also this is why you are admittedly poor
So why haven't they built the Burgertron 5000?
Economics is a ruse. You know very well that this banking system is no different to a casino. The house always wins.
Do you volunteer your time at a factory for the greater good? I don't understand.Economics is a ruse.
You're the midwit that relies on ai to justifies your bootlicking. I see the doomsday clock ticking and the options are a slim picking. The fat cats are unironically exploiting labour and you're in for a wake up call when a real charismatic leader actually drains the swamp.Why do you think, hard hat tradies strike and retards (women and boomers) in government stop automation at every step because they have suicidal empathy
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Midwit copout
Its all rigged! The fatcats are exploiting labor!
Two wolves and a sheep!
Yawn. Listen to more alan watts bro
I worked in a warehouse and shortly realised it was a WHOREHOUSE. I decided write messages in the bathroom, where there's no cameras, with a burner number for workers that wanted to strike. The plan was to get social media clout and raise a GoFundMe or something like that. Turned out the Eastern Euros (mostly Polish) were happy being the bosses bitch and were shook to dip their toes in the water. They'd rather be a lamb to the slaughter. The strike didn't work cos i was only there for two weeks and couldn't summon critical mass.Do you volunteer your time at a factory for the greater good? I don't understand.
When Elon brings his indian army over to replace all of you fat lazy office drones McDonald’s will have a huge pool of unemployed people to hire from. Then we can see who really wants to work for $10 per hour.It's still a job. It doesn't matter who it's supposed to be for.
And you do realize that there is a dearth of jobs? I don't even know how many stories I've read from people who studied something they were told there was an endless need for only for every job listing to get hundreds if not thousands of applicants while they end up mopping the floors somewhere.
This just seems like corporate bootlicking. McDonalds made 26 billion last year alone but God forbid they pay their workers. Because you deem the job below you, those workers should be taken advantage of.
More Indians of course.Then we can see who really wants to work for $10 per hour.
Management isn't liking the direction of this threadYeah, but I think we can all agree Panera workers deserve a livable wage.
relying on AI to justify bootlickingYou're the midwit that relies on ai to justifies your bootlicking. I see the doomsday clock ticking and the options are a slim picking. The fat cats are unironically exploiting labour and you're in for a wake up call when a real charismatic leader actually drains the swamp.
For the record i was making more money than the average 9-5 guy at 15. Never had a "real Job" until i was like 28 and can confirm that this 40 hour plus work system is lame and for slaves. I got better options than most people but i'm such a bleeding heart bad ass with a moral compass i'm OBSESSED with draining the swamp. Mathew was once a tax collector. Get the irony?
It's not mysterious, child. You climbed the corporate ladder and became Agent Smith from the Matrix. I don't know what weird fantasies about highlanders you engage with but i like the movie Braveheart from a heterosexual perceptive. Real men stand up to tyranny despite the coward gatekeepers that want to go with the flow. I'm sure you work hard for the paycheck but you're more than your job. Stop being a tool. You're sounding like Bro Joe crossed with a Homorelying on AI to justify bootlicking
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im mad the facts aren't on my side but the rich MUST give me their money
It sounds like you're a jaded highlander in his late 40's early 50's, aren't living the life you had imagined when you were 25-30,
where you would wake up in your penthouse in the Edinburgh city centre with a mid 6figure annual takehome.
and now you're angry at some mysterious mustache twirling CEO because you made some bad choices and now you DESERVE to live an upper middle class life while you sit on your ass.
sorry bud, looks like you got dealt a 7-2 offsuit in the game of LIFE. use your tears as lube while you jerk off to shirtless Luigi mangione ai edits
There's no way McDonald's doesn't have one in r&d already. They're probably afraid of losing customers due to fear of fully automated storesI want to design and build the Burgertron 5000.
Okay, look.I genuinely don't get how anyone can disagree with this. I realize Americans are retarded but why shouldn't you be able to live off of your wages?
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