Introducing Country Pat

[World Wide Web Wyyzrd]

Gee why don’t Southerners make music about how the South fucking sucks? Thats a mystery. Why don’t country artists who get played on the radio stop singing about dumb shit and instead sing about how child rapes are covered up? You’re right Pat, genius idea.

the south sounds awesome (except for the kike loving republicans)

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Classic Cunty Pat needs no introduction.

He also seems to be confusing multiple genres - classic country was pretty much all happy / good time stuff mixed in with heartbreak songs (he stopped loving her today, tear in my beer, always on my mind, etc)

Pat lives the Pet Shop Boys lifestyle.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I remember the Celebrity Apprentice with Dennis Rodman where he flips out on faggot country singer Clint Black. He gets in his face and keeps yelling " Ay yo, Clint Black! You think you're the shit, Clint Black? You think you're the shit, Clint Black?" It was just funny because he kept calling him by his full name.

And that was my contribution to this thread.

 

[Treat Yourself]

I agree with Pat. Country music should go back to the way it USED to be!

 

[nasty twp]

Classic Cunty Pat needs no introduction.

Pat lives the Pet Shop Boys lifestyle.

[over a synth beat] Fat with a glum and poker-straight emoji face and no flicker of irony or wry self-awareness:

Was it worth it? Was that what it was? What keeps mankind alive? Why am I dancing? What are we going to do about the rich?

What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this?

That's basically "why us?"

 

[DominusOdium]

Johnny Cashless
Charley Unearned Pride
George I'm Into Things (As opposed to Strait)

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Real country folk drink the milk from bulls, not cows.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I agree with Pat. Country music should go back to the way it USED to be!

I was just about to post this because Pats life is already a country song

“The House next door to me’s been sold to…”

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I remember the Celebrity Apprentice with Dennis Rodman where he flips out on faggot country singer Clint Black. He gets in his face and keeps yelling " Ay yo, Clint Black! You think you're the shit, Clint Black? You think you're the shit, Clint Black?" It was just funny because he kept calling him by his full name.

And that was my contribution to this thread.

Sometimes niggers beligerant behavior can be funny, and Rodman is one of those N People

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I agree with Pat. Country music should go back to the way it USED to be!

My wifi network for the longest time was TheHouseNextDoorToMe

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Howdy, child.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

False, niggers don't graduate

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Chris Stableton

Chris stomach Stapleton
Aboo!

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

I fell in with a curry swat for hire
She called nine one one, send police, ems, fire
Litigation earns, earns, earns, jeet swat for hire
Jeet swat for hire

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Down in the west town of Milwaukee, I fell in love with a lesbian girl.

 

[HealthyGeek]

Requiem for a Rodeo Clown

 

[kingship75]

You could say the same thing about Milwaukee too, idiot.

Also your favorite song stinks
HEAD STRONG WE CAN TAKE YOU ON HEAD STRONG WE CAN TAKE ON ANYONE

I’m getting angry, child. And I will stay angry, little one.

Do enjoy it. I. Will.

 

[kingship75]

Girth Brooks

is Chris Gainesweight

Edit: @Lamont & Tonelli motherfucked me!

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Tubby Keith
Johnny Trash
Swollen Jennings
Cuck Owens
Lardy
Gorge Strait
Chili Nelson

Take a breath, homo

Conway Titty