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Jackie's DD 214

Chive Turkey

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Much like Joe Cumia, I don’t really know what any of this means? She was a turret repairer for a year and 2 months? Why are you saying she served 4 months?
Her training course apparently lasted 4 months. She actually served from April 2003 to October 2004, or about a year and 4 months. Dummies here just can't read.

What's funny is she claims to be a "decorated veteran", but all the medals listed in the form seem to be participation trophies awarded to anyone in the service in the early 2000s. And obviously her's wasn't a combat role either, she never saw any frontline action. At best she might've cowered in the FOB as local children threw rocks and firecrackers at the walls. She has no more business calling herself a veteran than the fucking cooks.
 

Gay Faggot.

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Her training course apparently lasted 4 months. She actually served from April 2003 to October 2004, or about a year and 4 months. Dummies here just can't read.

What's funny is she claims to be a "decorated veteran", but all the medals listed in the form seem to be participation trophies awarded to anyone in the service in the early 2000s. And obviously her's wasn't a combat role either, she never saw any frontline action. At best she might've cowered in the FOB as local children threw rocks and firecrackers at the walls. She has no more business calling herself a veteran than the fucking cooks.
Yeah that’s what happens when I assume I’m the only retard here.
 

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Serious question: Does “veteran” imply combat veteran? I always thought it meant everyone who served in the military but what you’re saying would make more sense.
People when they hear “veteran” assume it means combat. Leeches like Joe and Jackie say it for that reason. They know people won’t question it because that would be rude and in poor taste.the leeches abuse that. Most people will say they “served” but will clarify they did not see combat.
 

Chive Turkey

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Serious question: Does “veteran” imply combat veteran? I always thought it meant everyone who served in the military but what you’re saying would make more sense.
I believe it does technically refer to anyone who served, but I think that pretty much everyone understands it to mean combat veteran. I doubt anyone in society considers army cooks, bureaucrats or MPs to be 'veterans', regardless of how the military itself designates them.

Jackie (like Joe) is clearly banking on people thinking of the common definition of the word rather than the technical one when she calls herself a veteran. If she isn't, why she's only posting images of herself out in the field in Iraq with photoshopped firearms when that wasn't even her job?
 

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Jackie (like Joe) is clearly banking on people thinking of the common definition of the word rather than the technical one when she calls herself a veteran. If she isn't, why she's only posting images of herself out in the field in Iraq with photoshopped firearms when that wasn't even her job?
I haven’t seen it brought up yet, why the fuck did she pick an AK? They wouldn’t issue her one so why would she have it? I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t even let her use it if she had one. Does she just think the AK is cooler because she played CS? She’s a retard is the point.
 

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People with an ounce of decency say I served but in a non-combat role. Jackie’s life such a pathetic joke no wonder she has to larp as all these different things.
Exactly, they’ve had the CO (objectors) to the war for years that serve but will do anything that doesn’t involve combat. The Paul Kersey character in Death Wish was a Vietnam vet but objected to war so he had a non-combat role. She lies about her experience which is all kinds of disgusting and a slap in the face to those who did actually do what she claims she did.
 

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I’m always amazed at her retard followers - she lies about her service but it’s no big deal because MUH RUSSIA!!!
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I haven’t seen it brought up yet, why the fuck did she pick an AK? They wouldn’t issue her one so why would she have it? I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t even let her use it if she had one. Does she just think the AK is cooler because she played CS? She’s a retard is the point.
During this specific time period in the war, there were US soldiers carrying AKS. There were not enough primary or secondary firearms available.
Generally this wasn't with infantry, but sometimes was especially if the reason was to hide rifle report.
Within a few years this was no longer the case, by 2008ish.
 

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During this specific time period in the war, there were US soldiers carrying AKS. There were not enough primary or secondary firearms available.
Generally this wasn't with infantry, but sometimes was especially if the reason was to hide rifle report.
Within a few years this was no longer the case, by 2008ish.
Well I stand corrected. She still looks ridiculous. And fat. And ugly. And smelly.
 

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During this specific time period in the war, there were US soldiers carrying AKS. There were not enough primary or secondary firearms available.
Generally this wasn't with infantry, but sometimes was especially if the reason was to hide rifle report.
Within a few years this was no longer the case, by 2008ish.
Hmm. I've never heard of this, but it could be true. I wasn't in POG world. In the Infantry world, if an M4 or M249 needed to go to the Brigade armorers for work, they'd have a few extra M4's available for that 1-2 weeks during repair. It got complicated with local (usually worthless) police carrying AK's, plus some poorer NATO forces with old AK's being integrated to get some experience.
 

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Hmm. I've never heard of this, but it could be true. I wasn't in POG world. In the Infantry world, if an M4 or M249 needed to go to the Brigade armorers for work, they'd have a few extra M4's available for that 1-2 weeks during repair. It got complicated with local (usually worthless) police carrying AK's, plus some poorer NATO forces with old AK's being integrated to get some experience.
if that time stamp is right she may not have been enlisted by then, she has bragged about being private in the past but that could be fucking anything, she could have worked for dick cheney's kellogs food services and still been a private contractor during the war.
 

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My dad was in the Air Force for like 4 years and stationed in Korea. I don't think I've ever heard him refer to himself as a vet or anything like that. I need to check and make sure he didn't get kicked out like Stinkie Singh.
A couple co-workers of mine served in the military, I didn’t know it until our VP sent out an email mentioning their service around Veterans Day. They never felt the need to tell everyone all day they served or wear a stupid hat all the time like a certain cow we know. That’s the majority of veterans, the ones that have to brag about it are scum like Jackie and Joe because they’re exaggerating / flat out lying about their service.
 
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