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My plan to never buy food again

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Lamont & Tonelli said:
Is piss better served hot or cold? Asking for a friend. A German friend.
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
First, I'm gonna eat a whole bunch of corn. Then, since it doesn't break down, I'm gonna shit the corn out, give it a rinse and eat it again and then just do that forever. I'll live the rest of my life on the same tank of corn. Eventually, since I'm only eating the corn I'll probably get to the point where I don't even have to wash it off because I'm not eating anything that makes the standard brown poop. I already piss in a Brita pitcher and drink that. I am about to be entirely self-sustaining.

I'm gonna solve world hunger and win the Nobel Prize.
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BUSSIN!
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
Are you retarded? I invented a system that will save the world. That guy crushes up cheetos and ramen and makes pies out of them like some sort of jailwife.
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Heard a really sad story once, about this cagemeat who tried to make his mate (probs lover, idk) a birthday 'cake' to cheer him up.

Being as they were both banged up and didn't work kitchen duty, all he could scrounge for this endeavour was saved up or hoarded sweets & chocolate that he traded other inmates for, plus some peanut butter and protein powder, that he crushed up and melted freebase style in a foil pan, so it became one big revolting sugary mush that set into a vague block.

I think that would have made me even more depressed to receive, fella should have just offered cock or arse instead.
 
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Diaper Daddy Dude said:
I see that you’ve never BEEN TO THE FUCKING PEN!

Don’t speak on shit you don’t know about, wood!
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If I was facing actual pen time I'd kill myself. Jail sucks enough. It's like summer camp with a bunch of dumb fuckheads I don't want to be around. Faggots graphically describing fucking their girlfriends to give eachother boners. I hate it so much. I'm a big fan of being able to do what I want. And yes, one of the fucking idiots stuffed an android phone up their ass.
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
If I was facing actual pen time I'd kill myself. Jail sucks enough. It's like summer camp with a bunch of dumb fuckheads I don't want to be around. Faggots graphically describing fucking their girlfriends to give eachother boners. I hate it so much. I'm a big fan of being able to do what I want. And yes, one of the fucking idiots stuffed an android phone up their ass.
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Pussy!

I’d have you washing my drawls! You bitch made!
 
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