One of these images has too much blank sky and the other does not.

[captain_kamala]

Straight men are never photographers unless they are MASSIVE creeps. I remember one time a friend of a family friend of my wife who was a photographer offered to do a photo shoot for us for free just because he (apparently) was trying to build up his portfolio, and we were like "uhhh sure why not". When he showed up to our house and I took one look at his face, I knew for sure this creepy ass nigga was exactly the type of person to put hidden cameras into girls' bathrooms and jerk off to girls pooping. He was a completely spazzy dude who couldn't look anyone in the eye for more than a millisecond. In one shot he had my wife lower one of the shoulders on her dress to reveal her bra strap, and he was visibly sweating and breathing heavy. Most uncomfortable fucking shit ever. Afterwards we sweeped the house to make sure this nigga didn't hide any cameras in our bathroom. THEY'RE ALL RAPISTS. Oh and my favorite is Paul Weimer's excuse for posting not 1 but 2 UPSKIRT pictures of a 7 YEAR OLD - "It's only 2 pictures out of over a dozen". Nigga you were looking up her skirt every single time she swung towards you, you fucking PEDOPHILE.

One of my first shoots as a model this Hispanic guy laid on his back and I had to get on top and straddle him to get the shot. And that's a tame story.

Models are young and vulnerable and often from shithole countries. It's OK to publish nude minors in fashion magazines because it's art.

 

[RoTheHo69]

No offense, but that Paul guy seems like a stupid asshole.

We don't go for that kinda talk around here.

 

[PogromStallone]

One of my first shoots as a model

 

[captain_kamala]

How dare you

 

[captain_kamala]

And that is guava cheese pastry filling on my top fyi

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Al Simmons looking bitch

 

[Rodeo Clown]

I cropped out some the water too , can I now molest children like Paul? What in the fuck was this pedo talking about? His head needs to be caved in by a victim's father.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

He's such a fucking prick omg

Love that he writes a paragraph of know-it-all nonsense and gets brushed off with the "Oh yeah! I see that. Thanks". But he's too high from huffing his own farts to realize it and fires off another babbling and self-aggrandizing paragraph.

Someone here once took issue with me saying that Paul is a narcissist. Maybe he's not but he is definitely in love with himself and craves attention. Also is his profile pic an anus or a nipple or something? Disgusting.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Love that he writes a paragraph of know-it-all nonsense and gets brushed off with the "Oh yeah! I see that. Thanks". But he's too high from huffing his own farts to realize it and fires off another babbling and self-aggrandizing paragraph.

Someone here once took issue with me saying that Paul is a narcissist. Maybe he's not but he is definitely in love with himself and craves attention. Also is his profile pic an anus or a nipple or something? Disgusting.

He's definitely one of those covert narcissists. Behind all the poor me bullshit he definitely feels he's better than most of the rest of the world in some intangible way, because he's thoughtful, gentle nerd and other people are cruel bastards.
Hes also massively autistic and thinks blathering about himself is a good way to relate to other people. Plus he's a retard who can only offer the most rigid and prescribed artistic analyses, so he'd chime in with some irrelevant pointer on any photo with a sky because someone with authority in a workshop once told him too much sky is bad. He never organically picked up on why that was a bad thing, and probably still doesn't really know, but he'll pass on the advice nonetheless because being a helpful dork is all he has to offer.

 

[MYTHCHILD]

Paul has some of the worst artistic instincts of the whole Patpack. He just talks nonsense and hopes nobody will notice hes not one of the smart but eccentric nerds, hes just a retard who hangs around with them.
If anything the mountains need bringing closer to the bottom of the frame a touch so it's split in more even thirds.

He’s also a pedophile

 

[Udders]

How dare you

Bam raping Norma's style.

 

[captain_kamala]

Bam raping Norma's style.

I use the ropes for tying and pulling stuff, not flossing my teeth.

 

[Andy Elliott]

Opie is a better photographer than Paul

 

[HotAnus]

It's worse because the proportion of sky to water is now fucked up, and if you take it further and crop out the water it's just more boring than the original. All this time and effort for judgements that are subjective and arbitrary. Maybe "photography" as a whole exists to grift rubes out of their money, I don't get it.

Literally the lamest thing people attach 'artistic' to. It seems to be the number one hobby for perverts. For good reason.. 'I'm an artist, taking photos of a child's butthole is my creative expression of taboo in the 21st century'. They also seem to have the wimpiest fags in the 'art world. Like repulsively faggy.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

How dare you

She has nicer tits

 

[Bigsmooth]

Praying that next time Paul goes into a national park he becomes a missing 411 statistic

 

[Easily_Remembered]

He's such a fucking prick omg

He means taking his GF on a field trip ( if she remembers that pesky permission slip).

Praying that next time Paul goes into a national park he becomes a missing 411 statistic

He'd be the Missing 4'11"

 

[captain_kamala]

He means taking his GF on a field trip ( if she remembers that pesky permission slip).


He'd be the Missing 4'11"

He's almost 5'6

 

[Easily_Remembered]

He's almost 5'6

You misheard. What it actually is, is that he almost goes 5-6

 

[Bam's Feet]

He means taking his GF on a field trip ( if she remembers that pesky permission slip).


He'd be the Missing 4'11"

Missing 4-11 year olds