Pativerse side character stuff that doesnt deserve its own thread 4/29/25

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't know what the deal is but I'm into the pirate look. All he needs now is a limb amputation and I'll be all over that

He's stealing pirate valor. You should record yourself slapping him around in a thrift shop like the military guys.

Pirates weren't missing eyes either they did it so they could keep one eye used to the dark so they could see below deck. I don't need to tell you that though. My problem is that's not why Papa Raimer does it. He doesn't need his eyes individually adapted to light and dark. He's just cross-eyed, which is a form of retardation as far as I'm concerned.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I bet that wine was high quality and delicious

 

[New Name]

I bet that wine was high quality and delicious

Cranberry wine

 

[T. Booth Willy]

I don't know what the deal is but I'm into the pirate look. All he needs now is a limb amputation and I'll be all over that

It's really funny that after a lifetime of humiliation and failure the only thing that ever made Pat put a gun in his mouth was being rejected by these inbreds. Breakups suck but they happen to everybody, I'd never kill myself over one. But you could take any random day of his tweets and if I were the one saying those things I'd definitely consider it.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Is this the first time we've seen JoeBro in sneakers? Ones not covered in mud and gear oil, even.

 

[HotAnus]

I can't believe Joe lets Ade drag him to her gay Wizard of Oz meetups.

Never meet your heroes, folks.

She can handle MONSTER cocks with ease. Every. Hole. Stretched. Tommy Two Suck looks like an amatuer on the PBR (Penis, Balls & Rectum) circuit when Ade steps in the arena. Her pheromones for attracting masculine men must be legendary in order to line two cocksman up in a row. (Unfortunately, that musk also attracts faggy femmes like Patrick, who should have been born as a fat ugly dyke).

 

[HotAnus]

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Ade's gut now extends past her tits which means she is officially Too Fat™ for me. Honestly I'm impressed it took this long.

My god. I thought that was Pat, Jr. The tits seemed the right age. And that Ramen noodle hair

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Maggie is so fat now she doesn’t even look pregnant - just morbidly obese

She’s gonna pop out that kid and continue to get larger. We’ll be seeing her on one of those “my 600 pound life” type shows and she’ll blame her fatness on Trump.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I don't know what the deal is but I'm into the pirate look. All he needs now is a limb amputation and I'll be all over that

Nice sight stupid.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Maggie is so fat now she doesn’t even look pregnant - just morbidly obese

She’s gonna pop out that kid and continue to get larger. We’ll be seeing her on one of those “my 600 pound life” type shows and she’ll blame her fatness on Trump.

I'd be willing to bet that she isn't pregnant and she only pulled this psychotic shit so she can "lose the baby" for more "trauma" fuel.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

How the fuck do you get your legs that big?!?!

Those jeans are stretched to the brink

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How the fuck do you get your legs that big?!?!
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Those jeans are stretched to the brink

She's chugging Mountain Dew for two.

 

[Honey Badger]

Feel free to skip. This one’s long and very gay

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I'd be willing to bet that she isn't pregnant and she only pulled this psychotic shit so she can "lose the baby" for more "trauma" fuel.

That makes sense, she will blame losing the baby on trump and use it as her excuse to get even larger. I once worked with a woman (not really though, worked at the same company but a different team etc) and she was enormous and then I noticed she was out for a while and was told she was out on maternity leave. She was so fat you couldn’t even tell she was pregnant - I didn’t know people could get so fat that you can’t even tell they’re pregnant.

 

[captain_kamala]

Feel free to skip. This one’s long and very gay

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She's a special kind of nuts I can't even follow

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Feel free to skip. This one’s long and very gay

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Holy shit, this is kind of rambling nonsense would come from Kelly “The Rapist” Williams if he had an IQ higher than 60. Since he’s retarded he runs out of words pretty quickly beyond “white people bad - whiteness is evil”

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That makes sense, she will blame losing the baby on trump and use it as her excuse to get even larger. I once worked with a woman (not really though, worked at the same company but a different team etc) and she was enormous and then I noticed she was out for a while and was told she was out on maternity leave. She was so fat you couldn’t even tell she was pregnant - I didn’t know people could get so fat that you can’t even tell they’re pregnant.

I have a big fat cousin who pooped a baby into the shitter one time because she didn't know she was pregnant.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Feel free to skip. This one’s long and very gay

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Your comment was perfect. I was having a really fucking hard time reading that or understanding what her fucking point was and gave up.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I have a big fat cousin who pooped a baby into the shitter one time because she didn't know she was pregnant.

I think that happened with this one I knew - not a toilet baby but I don’t think she knew until like 6-7 months.

 

[captain_kamala]

She's showing great honor to the native elders by mentioning them alongside her butthole