Pativerse side character stuff that doesnt deserve its own thread 4/29/25

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I swear white people are more worried/offended over racism than actual minorities at this point.

They say they are.

 

[captain_kamala]

Paul thinks hitting the re-tweet button is sufficient to change his reputation

 

[Rodeo Clown]

I cant stop laughing at this.
Why the fuck is he so smug?
#alphamale #provider #tradesmen #fatheroffour #FJB #TRUMP20208

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This guy would kill Pat in a fight.

 

[captain_kamala]

This guy would kill Pat in a fight.

A fist fight, maybe. But not a knife fight.

 

[9 Morgans Way Kingston MA]

Illegal postitution brothel now open in Kingston Massachusetts Dirty Diaper Whore House @ 9 Morgans Way, Kingston MA

Offering sexual services in exchange for money! Knock and ask for Dan Mullen or Flavia. Dirty diapers, poo diapers, gay anal sex and rectal cleaning available 24/7.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

No one bought it for $1000 so now it's available for $1500. Logical.
This convention involved a flight and hotel room. To make money to pay off her credit card debt. She's a moron.

Doesn't want to work but calls it a career. K.

You aren’t going to buy the nigger female samurai, bam? Not even to commemorate your journey to the far east Florida shores?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

You aren’t going to buy the nigger female samurai, bam? Not even to commemorate your journey to the far east Florida shores?

I’m shocked these small time “cons” are able to keep going when everyone involved seems to lose money - even the Pat ones it’s just other nobody writers that can’t afford to buy anything because their books don’t sell and need to share rooms.

 

[captain_kamala]

You aren’t going to buy the nigger female samurai, bam? Not even to commemorate your journey to the far east Florida shores?

I'm actually at the easternmost point of Florida rn, also known as the land of the rising sun.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

This guy would kill Pat in a fight.

No, child. He wouldn't. I'm trained in self-defense. He would be thrown to the ground and held incapacitated until police arrived. Then he would enjoy prison.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Kelly thinks people should get fired because someone crank called Deion Sanders dopey son

I still can’t believe people like Kelly have made Deion’s entitled rich kid the most important black person in the world

Icons? Gods? Jesus Christ.

Kelly comes to the realization his dopey show that doesn’t sell tickets is a failure but he’s going to keep doing it because he’s helping “promote” artists

My power? You’re a broke old bum Kelly. Opportunity? It’s not an opportunity if they’re being seen by nobody. If anything, you’re hurting them for taking gigs that can get them seen by actual audiences yet it’s clear there are “talents” that shouldn’t be expecting people to pay to see them.

Hes talking about his daughter who has a “business” putting copyrighted logos / images (like sports teams, band logos, other IP) on winter hats and can’t understand why people don’t buy them in the warmer months so she’s shutting it down. Im guessing she sells very few since she should be getting cease and desist letters for selling unauthorized merchandise.

 

[Jesse Ventura]

I’m a big time Joe Brouette guy.

You need your oil changed? You can call Joe. You need some advice on what that noise is coming from your car? That’s Joe again. Plumbing trouble? Joe. You want a buddy to go out and pound some booze with because you got laid off? Joe will tell Ade to mind the kids while he heads over to Hoolis.

Are you a fat, middle aged insurance sales lady with 3(?) kids from two marriages? Joe’s got you, no problem. He has his Army motor pool specialist pension coming in and the VA gave him an 80k lump sum due to his severe nerve damage in his back. He’s flush, as long as Ade can keep making $6.50 per week selling used wedding decorations.

Pat fears Joe. He once tried to drop some Star Wars schlock off on their porch for Annabelle and Joe chased him off with a pipe wrench. He was severely out of breath, but the point was made. Pat hasn’t returned since.

Joe is the salt of the earth. He may not be formally educated, he’s never worked in an office, and much like Pat he doesn’t know what the e-suite is. However, he doesn’t pretend to know. He is an honest man, not ashamed of being ignorant of things but always willing to learn.

Sometimes there’s a man…I won’t say a hero, because what’s a hero? But sometimes, there’s a man. And I’m talking about Joe here. Sometimes there’s a man, well, he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that’s Joe.

 

[Random username]

Feel free to skip. This one’s long and very gay

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I know this has probably been said before but I truly hope this thing gets raped by a pack of aids infested niggers. 1

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Feel free to skip. This one’s long and very gay

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This is the worst version of spamming the JoeH gifs yet.

 

[Pat the Simp]

Kelly thinks people should get fired because someone crank called Deion Sanders dopey son
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I still can’t believe people like Kelly have made Deion’s entitled rich kid the most important black person in the world
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Icons? Gods? Jesus Christ.

Kelly comes to the realization his dopey show that doesn’t sell tickets is a failure but he’s going to keep doing it because he’s helping “promote” artists
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My power? You’re a broke old bum Kelly. Opportunity? It’s not an opportunity if they’re being seen by nobody. If anything, you’re hurting them for taking gigs that can get them seen by actual audiences yet it’s clear there are “talents” that shouldn’t be expecting people to pay to see them.View attachment 257794
Hes talking about his daughter who has a “business” putting copyrighted logos / images (like sports teams, band logos, other IP) on winter hats and can’t understand why people don’t buy them in the warmer months so she’s shutting it down. Im guessing she sells very few since she should be getting cease and desist letters for selling unauthorized merchandise.
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May 3rd '25
2025 8pm

Nice promotion, stupid. Can't wait to see the videos of this.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

May 3rd '25
2025 8pm

Nice promotion, stupid. Can't wait to see the videos of this.

The last show he did he had only sold 1 ticket and the show was two days away. His “promotion” work for this one involved going to some event with one copy of the flyer that I’m sure he took home instead of hanging it up because he could only afford to make one copy.

 

[captain_kamala]

The last show he did he had only sold 1 ticket and the show was two days away. His “promotion” work for this one involved going to some event with one copy of the flyer that I’m sure he took home instead of hanging it up because he could only afford to make one copy.
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That woman is looking rough so I'm assuming this is post violent rape

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That woman is looking rough so I'm assuming this is post violent rape

She uses this as her profile / avatar photo

Actually looks like this

 

[stealthygeek]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He considers this awful shit as proof he’s a legitimate Vegas entertainer. Real shocker nobody wants to hire him to perform anywhere but he says that’s because he’s black. He does shitty karaoke and believes he’s good enough to charge for tickets.

 

[DominusOdium]

Paul thinks hitting the re-tweet button is sufficient to change his reputation

He was just reposting so he could remember to check them out and learn some new moves.