Pativerse side character stuff that doesnt deserve its own thread 4/29/25

[NIGGERKILLER1488]

Is Maggie still pregnant with her nigger baby or did she get a stillborn?

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Eric "I talk with teenage kids about pornography consumption" Hildeman

Boomia didn't go far enough.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Hildy sounds extra pedo creepy since he’s talking about young kids / teenagers are the people he’s spotting “in the wild”

Hildy saw a "guy" wearing the T-shirt. He later started approaching "teenage kids" (his words) to ask them if they know what gooning is.

Yeah Eric, you're going around talking to preteen boys about porn because you saw a guy wearing a T-shirt. Right.

Kill all pedophiles

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Is Maggie still pregnant with her nigger baby or did she get a stillborn?

It was born and is now on exhibit at Ripley's Believe it or Not in LA. They bought it for the price of her credit card debt, plus 4 free big macs on top.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

A lot of faggots don't understand that the fighting is like the least dangerous part of hockey.

Didn't some guy last year get killed on ice by a guy checking him with the blade up and slit his fucking throat with his skate?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I cant stop laughing at this.
Why the fuck is he so smug?
#alphamale #provider #tradesmen #fatheroffour #FJB #TRUMP20208

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He would beat the shit out of Rick. Guaranteed.

 

[AliceWorquer]

He knew exactly what gooning was. He probably asked that kid about it with a big coy smile and a twinkle in his eye, then pantomimed shock and threw out some follow up questions like a textbook groomer. I'm imagining he had the same energy as he did in his dating profile. I hate Eric a lot. Maybe most of all. It took a while because he's so boring he flies under the radar.

 

[Honey Badger]

Didn't some guy last year get killed on ice by a guy checking him with the blade up and slit his fucking throat with his skate?

It might shock you to learn the killer was black.

.1% of hockey players, 100% of the murders

 

[RickReternal]

It might shock you to learn the killer was black.

.1% of hockey players, 100% of the murders

And the announced this week he won’t be prosecuted.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I’ll say it again but I love that the Pativerse has a babbling retard who fancies themselves an “entertainer”, like Joseph Cumia does.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’ll say it again but I love that the Pativerse has a babbling retard who fancies themselves an “entertainer”, like Joseph Cumia does.

And it’s even funnier how he’s just like Joe but in a bizarro world way - Joe hates black people (even though he acts like one) Kelly hates white people (even though he acts like / married and had kids with white women - Joe is MAGA while Kelly is super far left - Joe leeches off his brother and Carol while Kelly leeches off the government and leeched off his ex wives - both believe they are professional musicians / entertainers and having a regular job is beneath them yet they are karaoke level quality, etc

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Kelly barely leaves the house and is a bum yet he’s fighting a major war because hes black

Movement? What the fuck is he talking about? I’m pretty sure black people think Kelly is a cornball faggot.

Whiteys on the moon! What a joke

 

[Harry Tasker]

He sure covers a lot of WHITE music for a militant black.

These videos are incredible.

 

[FFWBTdad]

I cant stop laughing at this.
Why the fuck is he so smug?
#alphamale #provider #tradesmen #fatheroffour #FJB #TRUMP20208

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"I hope this dad doesn't die..."
-Annabelle

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He sure covers a lot of WHITE music for a militant black.

These videos are incredible.

I think it’s because black people IRL have always hated him since he’s such a cornball faggot. He makes Carlton Banks look like Malcom X compared to him. He said even his own mom told him at like 10 or 11 he was “acting white” and all his friends / wives are white people. On social media he can go full BLACK POWER / BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY etc because most people following him on social media don’t actually know him. He’s all fucked up mentally and dumps it on his kids but calls himself a great dad because he didn’t hit them. That’s not saying much if you weren’t around you kids often to begin with. “I wasn’t really in their lives but when I was I didn’t hit them so I’m a great dad! Excelsior! #blackexcellence

 

[ISO__JOE]

The cargo jorts. The guy on the left’s face. The public park gazebo. I would rather fucking die than live in Wisconsin.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Good news Billposters, he's looking 1% less suicidal than usual

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Good news Billposters, he's looking 1% less suicidal than usual

He’s seen some things

 

[Harry Tasker]

I think it’s because black people IRL have always hated him since he’s such a cornball faggot. He makes Carlton Banks look like Malcom X compared to him. He said even his own mom told him at like 10 or 11 he was “acting white” and all his friends / wives are white people. On social media he can go full BLACK POWER / BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY etc because most people following him on social media don’t actually know him. He’s all fucked up mentally and dumps it on his kids but calls himself a great dad because he didn’t hit them. That’s not saying much if you weren’t around you kids often to begin with. “I wasn’t really in their lives but when I was I didn’t hit them so I’m a great dad! Excelsior! #blackexcellence

In his defense that’s probably exceptional for a black father

 

[Turry]

And the announced this week he won’t be prosecuted.

I just watched the video and it looked accidental. I don't think he even saw Johnson because he was trying to check another guy. Unfortunate.