"This next one goes out to the MegaTouch machine..."
[MEDIA=gfycat]height=240;id=DistantCompleteAuklet;width=320[/MEDIA]Remember that time Joe joined the Army for 9 months then tried to act like he was officially enlisted for a full service but when we saw his DD214 he wasnt?
Good times.
The mark of a fine dining establishment is its hobo-to-busker live entertainment program.Remember, he's been at this for well over forty years now. No band, no musician friends, just a sad, old, flabby, mediocre guitar player, sitting on a folding stool and strumming along to an iPad. I'm genuinely amazed that anyone would pay him anything for this. Plus, he's unsightly and extremely unpleasant to look at, with those old man armpits and sloppy man-titties flopping out of his tattered, cut-up T shirt.
When you’re competing against the Mets on one screen, News 12 on the one behind you, a fish tank and a weird headless toddler/moose hybrid over to the side.Couldn't even shut off the TV behind him and with all the distracting shit on the back wall, that stage is a cleared out storage area. Nice element of depth for the stage, stupid.
If there was ever a Cumia that needed to wear two shirts it’s him.Remember, he's been at this for well over forty years now. No band, no musician friends, just a sad, old, flabby, mediocre guitar player, sitting on a folding stool and strumming along to an iPad. I'm genuinely amazed that anyone would pay him anything for this. Plus, he's unsightly and extremely unpleasant to look at, with those old man armpits and sloppy man-titties flopping out of his tattered, cut-up T shirt.