So much fun

[Gronez_Bambatta]

 

[PrincessAlena]

Nice outfit, slob.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Moo's been hitting the gym too.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Nice pity gig stupid.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Crooning (poorly) for loose change.

How undignifying.

 

[guest]

Is that the "Moose Lodge"?

 

[Sam Bankman-Fried]

At 65 years of age, he has yet to play a gig where's he's not secondary entertainment to tv or slot machines.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Imagine what a loser Pat is. A 63 year old boomer like Joseph Cumia managed to lose most of his gut weight through DIET and the will to feel good

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Remember that time Joe joined the Army for 9 months then tried to act like he was officially enlisted for a full service but when we saw his DD214 he wasnt?

Good times.

 

[Bam's Wrinkled Thumb]

When he says Solo, he means the crowd

 

[Zeroman]

Couldn't even shut off the TV behind him and with all the distracting shit on the back wall, that stage is a cleared out storage area. Nice element of depth for the stage, stupid.

 

[guest]

How many times you think people just put on the jukebox to drown out the mooing?

 

[Ladynyahh]

How much do we think he's pulling in a month for doing all these shitty bar gigs? Maybe around $1500 a month?

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

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"This next one goes out to the MegaTouch machine..."

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Remember, he's been at this for well over forty years now. No band, no musician friends, just a sad, old, flabby, mediocre guitar player, sitting on a folding stool and strumming along to an iPad. I'm genuinely amazed that anyone would pay him anything for this. Plus, he's unsightly and extremely unpleasant to look at, with those old man armpits and sloppy man-titties flopping out of his tattered, cut-up T shirt.

 

[guest]

Remember that time Joe joined the Army for 9 months then tried to act like he was officially enlisted for a full service but when we saw his DD214 he wasnt?

Good times.

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['THE NIGGER MAN']

Remember, he's been at this for well over forty years now. No band, no musician friends, just a sad, old, flabby, mediocre guitar player, sitting on a folding stool and strumming along to an iPad. I'm genuinely amazed that anyone would pay him anything for this. Plus, he's unsightly and extremely unpleasant to look at, with those old man armpits and sloppy man-titties flopping out of his tattered, cut-up T shirt.

The mark of a fine dining establishment is its hobo-to-busker live entertainment program.

 

[Caverlock]

More entertaining O&Averse solo performer 1/???:

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Couldn't even shut off the TV behind him and with all the distracting shit on the back wall, that stage is a cleared out storage area. Nice element of depth for the stage, stupid.

When you’re competing against the Mets on one screen, News 12 on the one behind you, a fish tank and a weird headless toddler/moose hybrid over to the side.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Remember, he's been at this for well over forty years now. No band, no musician friends, just a sad, old, flabby, mediocre guitar player, sitting on a folding stool and strumming along to an iPad. I'm genuinely amazed that anyone would pay him anything for this. Plus, he's unsightly and extremely unpleasant to look at, with those old man armpits and sloppy man-titties flopping out of his tattered, cut-up T shirt.

If there was ever a Cumia that needed to wear two shirts it’s him.