So we all know Patrick didn't short Tesla

[DominusOdium]

But I really wish he did.

I doubt the fatboy would even know how to. But hey, good call. Another thing this dumbass brags on like he's an expert but couldn't know less about.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Yes stlaker I did short Tesla. Elmo's billionaire friends are manipulating the stock price to save him. Enjoy prison

 

[NigelCumia]

If he shorted it when he said he did, he'd still be up most likely. Tesla has always been disconnected from reality and moves in big waves. The IV alone probably wouldn't be worth touching it either way

 

[FranksWirecutters]

His $43 AirBnB checks came in. Elmo is going down child

 

[EraGodless]

If he shorted it when he said he did, he'd still be up most likely. Tesla has always been disconnected from reality and moves in big waves. The IV alone probably wouldn't be worth touching it either way

The swings is why it's a decent stock to fuck around with options-- just have to figure out the irrational market (I know, easy peasy). Retards are doing well with 0DTE's if they can guess right (it's literally like playing craps).

Patrick didn't short shut because he doesn't know shit about the market- I highly doubt he's every purchased a stock nor could he read the tables, much less "short" a stock.

 

[porquedealer]

The swings is why it's a decent stock to fuck around with options-- just have to figure out the irrational market (I know, easy peasy). Retards are doing well with 0DTE's if they can guess right (it's literally like playing craps).

Patrick didn't short shut because he doesn't know shit about the market- I highly doubt he's every purchased a stock nor could he read the tables, much less "short" a stock.

You don't think a man who had to finance his sofa is making waves in the stock market?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

When it dips pat .makes a post about it. When it recovers he blames foreign investors propping it up. Pat cant handle reality very well.

 

[EraGodless]

You don't think a man who had to finance his sofa is making waves in the stock market?

I do not.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Patrick couldn't imagine having 17k in saving because he puts all his fucking 6 figures into shorting stocks!

 

[Phish]

I had robinhood for 2 months so i know the market like the back of annabelles hand, child

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

If he shorted it when he said he did, he'd still be up most likely. Tesla has always been disconnected from reality and moves in big waves. The IV alone probably wouldn't be worth touching it either way

He said he shorted it in the high 200s or something which was a couple years ago, meaning he would have had to post huge collateral for like 2 years as it approached $500 to avoid getting forced covered by the broker.

He just doesn’t understand his own lie and what shorting actually is (a loan) and how rare it is for retail investors to play in that space when they can just use puts.

He’s an idiot who should stick to cold calling boomers

 

[TorpidSloth]

He thinks C-suite means some kind of executive lounge. He is what happens if you never enter the adult world of work.

 

[Honey Badger]

Jokes on you guys. He’s just waiting for Tesla to bottom out first.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I had robinhood for 2 months so i know the market like the back of annabelles hand, child

No, Child. You, do not. I do.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Jokes on you guys. He’s just waiting for Tesla to bottom out first.

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Lol the margin fees would've bankrupted him months ago.

 

[Imager]

Jokes on you guys. He’s just waiting for Tesla to bottom out first.

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I've not option traded in very many years but I don't think you "cash out" shorts. Also, I don't think you can short for years on end.

I'm just a regular joe though so what do I know?

 

[Jesse Ventura]

Jokes on you guys. He’s just waiting for Tesla to bottom out first.

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He is full blown insane. Nobody believes he has been holding a short position for 2 years or whatever it is, paying the interest, and has the confidence of his broker that this fat, jobless layabout can pay it back at any point. This dude can’t bank 17k, he can’t play around with expensive stocks. I wonder if he thinks people actually believe him or if the support of Hildy is enough to keep him going

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He said he shorted it in the high 200s or something which was a couple years ago, meaning he would have had to post huge collateral for like 2 years as it approached $500 to avoid getting forced covered by the broker.

He just doesn’t understand his own lie and what shorting actually is (a loan) and how rare it is for retail investors to play in that space when they can just use puts.

He’s an idiot who should stick to cold calling boomers

He saw parts of the movie the big short and decided he’s a Wall Street expert now.

 

[EraGodless]

Jokes on you guys. He’s just waiting for Tesla to bottom out first.

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So he has been shorting it for two years? He knows that's not free right? Everyday (or atleast over time) it has cost the institutional investors shorting GME and AMC a lot of shekels and they have had to buy a lot of shares.

Is Patrick involved in naked shorts of TSLA stock? Lol. He'd literally be homeless now and it would make the 40k or whatever paid to Quasi look like chump change.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I wonder if he thinks people actually believe him or if the support of Hildy is enough to keep him going

I seriously find myself wondering what he thinks people must think of him. Does he really believe that people think he’s some beloved tough guy/ally?