The chairs: False flag or nah

[Treat Yourself]

If it really was a false fat then piggy would have written the ad himself since he's the best writer he knows. He wrote his own legal documents for God's sake. The ad didn't match his style so it was either lesbian thieves with incredibly bad taste or a criminal cyberstalker.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Not false, kiwi. It was written with proper grammar and spelling but devoid of any humor. Open and shut case.