Well boys, this is it ...

Tortfeasor

fat sped
Last November I went to the doctor with some ass / bowel pains. Thinking it was stress related or something cuz of recent divorce. They kept me for tests and long shory stort it's aggressive and rare colo rectal cancer. Could be from years of smoked meats and road sodas, who knows.

I know I haven't interacted much with the forum lately (we're not that close) but the cancer has apparently spread quite a lot over the last few months, and docs are saying I need to stop work and move into homecare / hospice soon. So soon enough you won't see me no mo.

Just wanted to thank all you retards for the loffs over the years. This place has been a bright spot in what turned out to be a shitty, abusive final 4 years of my life (cue instrumental music).

Let me know if you have any messages for Norm (if I go to heaven) or Ro (you-know-where). Or any tasks I should do with my waning hours.

Patrick Tomlinson is a fat faggot with bitch tits.

Tortfeasor signing out.
 
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