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Whoever called Joseph out on bitching about groceries even after USA is under repair - good job.

TorquieTwoBeers

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Funny thing is, besides the sausage, all of that shit could have been bought at stop and shop. He's not acquiring hard to get italian or premium exotic ingredients lol. Getting upcharged on coffeemate because you are above going to a normal store then bitching about the price is such a perfect boomer Facebook post
That CoffeeMate is $9.99/64 oz at Uncle Giuseppe's. A 32 oz of the store brand at Aldi is $2.99/32 oz. He's paying almost double and unless he gargles with this shit, there's no way he needs a half gallon container of it for just him and the SeaHag. He could have bought everything in that picture for $60 max at Aldi and the quality would have been similar. Or bought the "staples" at Aldi and the meats at UG's and paid half of what he paid. Absolute idiot. It's not Biden's fault, it's not Trump's fault. It's Roe's fault for birthing such an utter retard.
 
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That CoffeeMate is $9.99/64 oz at Uncle Giuseppe's. A 32 oz of the store brand at Aldi is $2.99/32 oz. He's paying almost double and unless he gargles with this shit, there's no way he needs a half gallon container of it for just him and the SeaHag. He could have bought everything in that picture for $60 max at Aldi and the quality would have been similar. Or bought the "staples" at Aldi and the meats at UG's and paid half of what he paid. Absolute idiot. It's not Biden's fault, it's not Trump's fault. It's Roe's fault for birthing such an utter retard.
Joe's obnoxious social media rants are all about letting everyone know how great he's doing, and how much money he has to burn. The complaining is just a pitiful ruse. The whole object is letting everyone know how he just blew $200 on $75 worth of garbage, just because he can. Joe could very easily just shop somewhere cheaper, but that wouldn't provide him with any social media clout.
 

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Dawn marries fags interracial couples spooks ragheads and pajeets.
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Bam's Feet

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How

How is it the best quality when it's all name brand shit?! It would be the same in any store!!!! Coffee mate is just that, mission tortillas are the same everywhere! Egglands best is the same!!! Sure maybe his hamburgers and sausage are store brand, then go there and just buy that. Fuck he's stupid.
This is why he's such a retard. He definitely won't pay for the imported Prosciutto, he's probably never even had it before and wouldn't like it cause it's "too strong". Nigga goes to Uncle G's and gets Boars Head ham
 

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Hahaha Dawn with the smackdown. Everyone realizes the problem is Joe is shopping at an upscale supermarket. But don’t think Joe doesn’t realize this, he does. This isn’t being retarded but a boomer. He WANTS to shop as Uncle G’s. THEY TOLD ME THEY HAVE THE BEST PRODUCT AROUND! And by god I DESERVE to shop there WITHOUT HAVING TO PAY EXTRA - BECAUSE IM A TAX PAYING AMERICAN
 

Suetonius

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Yeah Publix is insanely expensive. Can't go and get a $5 sandwich like at Mahket Basket, kid!
Even then Publix isn’t comparable to Uncle G’s here. Florida has Italian supermarkets just like this where all the meat is high quality but everything else in the store is basic shit but upcharged.

Walmart > Publix > Small Italian grocery store
 

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Joe's obnoxious social media rants are all about letting everyone know how great he's doing, and how much money he has to burn. The complaining is just a pitiful ruse. The whole object is letting everyone know how he just blew $200 on $75 worth of garbage, just because he can. Joe could very easily just shop somewhere cheaper, but that wouldn't provide him with any social media clout.
It certainly is a part of a lot of his Facebook posts, but don't forget Joe also gladly shares the moments when he gets scammed or misses his flight. He's just a buffoon with zero impulse control. Whenever Joe feels happy, sad or outraged, the world must know.
 
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