Why can’t women play chess?

[Dusty Dan]

Poker is like 85% math. Chess is gay in my opinion. I’m not homeless so I don’t play in the park.

I'm sure it's more than just luck really, particularly at high level. I've only ever played it while drinking and I've heard that pros can be easily undone by amateurs making erratic plays, which I can't really see happening in chess.

I don't play chess in the park or with strangers. I like it as a bit of background noise during a conversation or catchup with friends. Computer chess is retarded though. Just play an RTS instead.

 

[RoTheHo69]

They keep stickin' the pieces up their fuckin' cunts OHHHHHHHHH

 

[The Talking Dead]

They keep stickin' the pieces up their fuckin' cunts OHHHHHHHHH

 

[RoxburyRick]

They lack the ability for strategic thought. There's people making money shorting every company that names a lady CEO for a reason

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

They might be better at chess if it somehow involved starting rumors about other pieces.

 

[Turry Fawks]

There's a psychological component to chess that probably fucks them up. It's possible to bully and disrespect your opponent pretty badly and once you do that to a woman they fall apart.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

It doesn't reward impulsively and meaningless chatter.

 

[NoBacon]

There's a psychological component to chess that probably fucks them up. It's possible to bully and disrespect your opponent pretty badly and once you do that to a woman they fall apart.

Chess players think checkers players are dumb. But I love playing checkers. Plus the red ones are tasty