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Pativerse side character stuff that doesnt deserve its own thread 4/29/25

WifeStoreWill

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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 said:
Kelly thinks people should get fired because someone crank called Deion Sanders dopey son
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I still can’t believe people like Kelly have made Deion’s entitled rich kid the most important black person in the world
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Icons? Gods? Jesus Christ.

Kelly comes to the realization his dopey show that doesn’t sell tickets is a failure but he’s going to keep doing it because he’s helping “promote” artists
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My power? You’re a broke old bum Kelly. Opportunity? It’s not an opportunity if they’re being seen by nobody. If anything, you’re hurting them for taking gigs that can get them seen by actual audiences yet it’s clear there are “talents” that shouldn’t be expecting people to pay to see them.View attachment 257794
Hes talking about his daughter who has a “business” putting copyrighted logos / images (like sports teams, band logos, other IP) on winter hats and can’t understand why people don’t buy them in the warmer months so she’s shutting it down. Im guessing she sells very few since she should be getting cease and desist letters for selling unauthorized merchandise.
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Shouldn’t Sanders and his loser son be Uncle Toms now for dealing with the racist NFL? Get it straight, nigger.
 
Brooke Shields

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forward all complaints to x.com/hackingbutdeadbeat
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WifeStoreWill said:
Shouldn’t Sanders and his loser son be Uncle Toms now for dealing with the racist NFL? Get it straight, nigger.
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Kelly is a COON-ass uncle Tom house NIGGER who sucks trumps COCK with the same opinions

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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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WifeStoreWill said:
Shouldn’t Sanders and his loser son be Uncle Toms now for dealing with the racist NFL? Get it straight, nigger.
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He really might be the dumbest member of the Pat pack. He cries all black athletes need to quit their jobs making millions in pro sports and everyone needs to boycott the NFL and NBA while he only watches sports all day. He cried the NHL needs to be banned because of hockey fights are violent and in no sport should two men be punching each other yet also loves the UFC and boxing. Might explain the rapes.
 
TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 said:
He really might be the dumbest member of the Pat pack. He cries all black athletes need to quit their jobs making millions in pro sports and everyone needs to boycott the NFL and NBA while he only watches sports all day. He cried the NHL needs to be banned because of hockey fights are violent and in no sport should two men be punching each other yet also loves the UFC and boxing. Might explain the rapes.
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A lot of faggots don't understand that the fighting is like the least dangerous part of hockey.
 
TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Turry said:
Okay but what about being propelled head-first into the boards full force by a man moving 50 km/h? That's probably fine, right?
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The amount of kids I've seen ruin their bodies for nothing playing hockey and football is fucking wild. I'm pretty sure a big part of why my back is so fucked is from getting rocked in football practice all the time. My coach was a drunk piece of shit too so cutblocking and driving your helmet into people's elbows on a tackle was encouraged.
 
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Turry

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
The amount of kids I've seen ruin their bodies for nothing playing hockey and football is fucking wild. I'm pretty sure a big part of why my back is so fucked is from getting rocked in football practice all the time.
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It's not for nothing, Abe! It wasn't for nothing! It's the Canadian version of going off to die for the Jews in a pointless war and that's not nothing!
 
TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 said:
The last show he did he had only sold 1 ticket and the show was two days away. His “promotion” work for this one involved going to some event with one copy of the flyer that I’m sure he took home instead of hanging it up because he could only afford to make one copy.
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She's standing way back like she's afraid of him lol. The way she's just sort of vaguely pointing the microphone at him from a distance is hilarious. Like "Please don't breathe on it. I have to use this thing all night and you smell like weed and Flamin' Hot Doritos."
 
TorqueWheeler

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Big Nicolas does not exist, staIker.
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 said:
The last show he did he had only sold 1 ticket and the show was two days away. His “promotion” work for this one involved going to some event with one copy of the flyer that I’m sure he took home instead of hanging it up because he could only afford to make one copy.
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Even the CEO of FILA would laugh at him for wearing those pieces of shit.
 
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