Tales from the bar

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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FatPatsBaps

Charming, funny, and witty, atalker.
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I suppose the Tomlinson Technicality here was that he didn't wave his shoes.
 

The Talking Dead

I'm close to death! Hahahaha hooooooly shit!!
If a group of girls is engaging with you for 2 straight hours, you're not "faceplanting"

The thought of Patty sat a bar seething because another man has multiple options while he's always been forced to propose to the first woman who shows any interest in him is wonderful. I'd love to see how long Patrick could talk to a group of girls without them making an excuse to leave. I guarantee it'd be less than 10 minutes.

"So did you gals know I'm author? Yes I've had several books published. I happen to have a few here that I can hand sign for you if you'd like?" *rummages through bag* *looks up to empty bar stools*
 

Kurt_Love

The last one is the most embarrassing. He so desperately wants someone to tell him how CRAZY it is that he's this sensitive liberal but with the athletic physique and personal magnetism of a "dudebro"
He's built so much like Bill Romanowski that it's just unimaginably stealthy that HE'D BE A GEEK!!!!

Hey bro, you're definitely an alpha stud who I respect, would you look at that pig on the elliptical???
 
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