Tales from the bar

[TorqueWheeler]

I'm sure they were totally intimidated by your huge reach to anonymously shame them and not just annoyed that some fat homosexual announced he's eavesdropping on their conversation while pretending to work on a tablet.

Best case: They said fuck off, fatty and went about their day.

Possibility: Pat sat seething in silence and tweeted this to make himself feel better.

What almost certainly happened: Pat felt sad sitting in a bar on his own with no attention so he made up a classic Pat Lie that, as usual, makes no sense if you think about it for five seconds.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

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One of Pig’s Worst Ever Moments

The nerve of this fat-titted deadbeat to look down his snout at a guy because he’s a waiter. A guy who’s in his daughter’s life. I’ve said it before, but Pig really deserves every bit of this. We’re God’s will. I hope no one reaches out to Roland to let him know that Pig now has to scrub...

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I suppose the Tomlinson Technicality here was that he didn't wave his shoes.

The gall of this prick who, from his own chicken lips, admitted he couldn't work a full shift at Target. How the fuck has he avoided getting his ass kicked???

 

[HomeRunCumia]

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Oh my God, the cringe!

 

[Rodeo Clown]

I have vivid fantasies of placing myself in a situation near him and just spewing libtard this, libtard that in hopes he actually ould say something, but he wouldn't.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Pat used to post "someone acted bizarrely at the bar (and I was the hero)" stories ALL THE TIME until we started making fun of him

No more tall tales, no more selfies, no more standup, no more blogging, no more book publishing. He lost.

Hey at least he got the sub shutdown!

 

[chewtoycock]

I have vivid fantasies of placing myself in a situation near him and just spewing libtard this, libtard that in hopes he actually ould say something, but he wouldn't.

We'd probably get a good full body shot in the twitter post as you walk off to take a pissth. I mean, after he forcibly ejects you while everyone claps. Be sure and wear a backwards brewers cap.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Oh my God, the cringe!

I'm certainly not demanding Pat commit suicide but I would understand if he did.

 

[guest]

“With my honey” is immediately enough to make him the most hatable person who’s ever lived.

New one from 2 hours ago.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Evesdroppin pat

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[BudDickman]

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I can't believe how recent some of these are. That last one is from August 2023. I can see him carrying on like this during his post-adolescent frat Pat phase when he was in his late 30s, but he's doing this in his mid 40s.

 

[BudDickman]

By the way, this is what he looked like when that last woman gave him a nonconsensual hug:

He could have added "Watching a news clip, earbuds in, wedding band on my finger, disgustingly fat".

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

He's so soft and doughy looking. What a delusional man he is thinking that anyone would consider him a tough guy.

 

[Cuphead]

Pig told him to "LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN"

 

[JebJoh]

Pig told him to "LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN"

I’m guessing he told him to step off and all the patrons gave him a round of applause and bought him drinks.

Some guys daydream about pitching in the World Series or owning an nfl team, his dreams are just less ambitious

 

[Cuphead]

I’m guessing he told him to step off and all the patrons gave him a round of applause and bought him drinks.

Some guys daydream about pitching in the World Series or owning an nfl team, his dreams are just less ambitious

And then he played Bohemian Rhapsody on the juke box and everyone sang along

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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in reality "mind your business your pumpkinheaded faggot!"

 

[WheelchairFred]

By the way, this is what he looked like when that last woman gave him a nonconsensual hug:


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He could have added "Watching a news clip, earbuds in, wedding band on my finger, disgustingly fat".

What is up with his twisted ears? That awful haircut with little poofy yet greasy curls on top. Big ugly hump on his back. Big spare tire middle accentuated by a too-tight shirt. Skinny little T-Rex forearms and babysoft hands, never saw a day of work. Using two thumbs on his phone like grandpa while nursing a cheap, pissy lager and a big pint of water. "No, just a refill on the water, please."